Sign up for a free recipe e-book →

Clarissa's Blog

Wrestlers and Ears: A Riddle

Published by

Clarissa

on

It is prestigious among young men in Russia to be a wrestler. Not a professional athlete but somebody who belongs to an amateur wrestling club. If people know you are a wrestler, they will think twice before trying to bully or insult you. 

Being an actual wrestler is hard, though. So these young men found a way to look like wrestlers without doing any wrestling.

They break their ears.

An ear is frozen and broken, making people think it was broken during a fight. For this purpose, pretend wrestlers invariably choose their left ear.

Riddle: Why do they break the left ear and not the right?

20 responses to “Wrestlers and Ears: A Riddle”

  1. Stringer Bell Avatar
    Stringer Bell

    Most people are right handed, so their opponent would’ve used their dominant right hand to break their ear. You can only hold someone’s left ear with your right hand if you’re face to face (like in a wrestling match).

    Yes?

    Like

    Reply
    1. Clarissa Avatar
      Clarissa

      That was my guess. But no, it’s crazier than that.

      Like

      Reply
  2. David Gendron Avatar
    David Gendron

    Like Van Gogh?

    Like

    Reply
    1. Clarissa Avatar
      Clarissa

      Yes, but with much less impressive results. 😎

      Like

      Reply
  3. Dreidel Avatar
    Dreidel

    I don’t know the answer. Why do you think the two drunk Russian wrestlers in this TRUE story chose their left ears to cut off?
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/10563209/Russian-men-cut-off-own-ears-after-arm-wrestling

    Like

    Reply
    1. Dreidel Avatar
      Dreidel

      The link doesn’t work. It was an article in “The Telegraph” stating that two drunk Russians got into a wrestling match in which they agreed that the loser had to cut off his ear — and apparently the match ended in a tie.

      Like

      Reply
      1. Clarissa Avatar
        Clarissa

        Jesus. Poor freaks.

        Like

        Reply
  4. Dreidel Avatar
    Dreidel

    “Why do they break the left ear and not the right?”

    Simple psychology: It’s not right to indulge in self-mutilation, and if something isn’t right — it’s left.

    (I’ll give you my e-mail address so you can use PayPal to send me the prize money.)

    Like

    Reply
    1. Clarissa Avatar
      Clarissa

      This is a brilliant answer. And it can even be made to work in Russian.

      But it’s not the real reason.

      Like

      Reply
      1. Dreidel Avatar
        Dreidel

        Okay, that wasn’t the right reason — but do I have to be left out of knowing the answer?

        Like

        Reply
  5. el Avatar
    el

    Is a broken right ear some kind of a dishonorable sign in Russian (prison? gay?) subculture?

    Do they wear earrings and to put one in a right ear would be such a sign?

    I am surprised those quasi-wrestlers expect people around them to be the kind who to pay attention to those broken ears but not the kind who knows what you have written about.

    Like

    Reply
    1. cliff arroyo Avatar
      cliff arroyo

      “gay?) subculture?”

      That’s what I was thinking. Back in the early 1980s in the US when men started wearing earrings the supposed code was left-ear straight, right-ear gay. But that broke down later. And there’s no reason to expect the same idea to appear in Russia and would be transferred to ears…

      Like

      Reply
  6. cliff arroyo Avatar
    cliff arroyo

    Shot in the dark. So that it’s visible when they use the phone?

    Like

    Reply
    1. Clarissa Avatar
      Clarissa

      You are going in the right direction. 😊 A hint: in Japan, they’d be breaking the right ear.

      Like

      Reply
      1. cliff arroyo Avatar
        cliff arroyo

        More visible in cars!

        That makes sense the crazy in Russia twitter feed is full of enraged drivers threatening each other with guns and knifes (I know a bunch of the stuff there isn’t from Russia but there’s enough from Russia that is that it makes the country look like it’s filled with rageheads.

        Like

        Reply
        1. Clarissa Avatar
          Clarissa

          Exactly. 😃Roads are insane in Russia, and this is a way to make sure nobody messes with you.

          Like

          Reply
          1. c u n d gulag Avatar
            c u n d gulag

            Ok, now THAT’S a pretty stupid reason!

            Hell, why not scar your left cheek, and claim it was a modern-day dueling scar?

            Yeeesh…

            Like

            Reply
            1. Clarissa Avatar
              Clarissa

              Like there could be a good reason to break your ear. 😀

              Like

              Reply
  7. el Avatar
    el

    Re Russia, just saw something I haven’t known:

    В ГУЛАГе евреев убивали больше всех
    Как оказывается, по абсолютному числу расстрелянных евреи уступают только русским, обойдя даже украинцев. Если же принять в расчет, что евреи составляли примерно лишь 2% жителей тогдашнего Советского государства, а среди расстрелянных на Колыме их почти 12%, вывод о безусловном их приоритете (печальном приоритете!) среди жертв УСВИТЛа становится неизбежным и несомненным.
    http://grimnir74.livejournal.com/7208940.html

    Like

    Reply
    1. Clarissa Avatar
      Clarissa

      Jews were very active in the Revolution, so they ended up caught in its web more often. The percentage of Jews in the population is entirely irrelevant.

      I wonder if historical memory has really been lost to this degree or if this author is simply being dishonest.

      Like

      Reply

Leave a comment

A conservative literary critic and college professor

Recent posts