So guess what I just did. I ordered at a drive-through. For the first time ever! Not only had I never done it before, but I’ve never seen anybody do it in real life. It was very scary but it went well. I feel sophisticated and accomplished.
Of course, since drive-through ordering is such a quintessentially American activity, I had to order something very American. So I got a burger and Wisconsin cheese curds (I have no idea what they are but they sound extremely American.) I also got something called “a malt.” Which also sounds very American. Now I have to figure out what people do with a malt: drink it, eat it, inhale it, something else? But it was a fun all-American experience. I had my little American in the backseat with me for inspiration.
I wonder which other American activities I can try out.
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People suck malts through a straw. I would also recommend taking a nice walk afterwards unless you want to fall asleep. I’m surprised you didn’t get fries, given your love of potatoes.
Enjoy!
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I was given a straw but this thing is so thick. I have no idea how to break through it.
The goal was to do something unusual. Hence the cheese curds instead of fries.
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So what quintessentially American establishment did you find the courage to drive though? You must have several McDonald’s and at least one Arby’s and Wendy’s within easy reach of your home.
The ones here in Arizona don’t serve anything called “Wisconsin cheese curds,” though. 🙂
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It’s called Culver’s. And those cheese curds – goodness! They are delicious.
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Yeah, turns out that we have three Culver’s in the Phoenix metro area, and they even have the Wisconsin curds on their local menu. Maybe I’ll give them a try…
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They are deep fried. And amazing.
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Yes. Fried cheese curds are delicious! I don’t eat them often but I really love them. And let the malt melt a little, then you should be able to drink it through a straw. It’s mostly just ice cream. 🙂
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It tastes like frozen yoghurt of sorts. Very unusual.
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“It tastes like frozen yoghurt of sorts. Very unusual.”
-I think a malt is like (or possibly is) a milkshake. So it’s mostly ice cream or frozen yogurt, which would explain the taste.
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I never tried a milkshake either. ☺ There is also something called “concrete” I need to check out.
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“I never tried a milkshake either.”
-A milkshake is milk and ice cream or frozen yogurt. It’s very good, and very refreshing when it’s hot out. 🙂 My dad says a malt is the same but with malt flavoring added.
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I have never heard of concrete (in terms of food!) Is that a dessert?
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Some research on the Culver’s website makes me think it’s a Culver’s specialty dessert. Looks like frozen custard with mixed in candy, fruit, or nuts, and/or toppings. Here’s the page on the website: http://www.culvers.com/menu-and-nutrition/fresh-frozen-custard/concrete-mixers
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These concretes are very popular around here. They are advertised with funny little poems. Like, “We can promise to be discrete, if you stop to try our concrete!”
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They look very tasty, too. 🙂
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It’s something like custard (custard is very popular in the region) with pieces of cookies and nuts mized in. Or pieces of snickers bars.
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A malted milkshake should be a regular milkshake (made with ice cream and/or ice milk and milk) but with barley milk added (a kind of a porridge mix). To me all the malt does is add an unpleasant aftertaste. I guess it adds some nutritioanl value but screw that! if I want nutrition I’ll stop farting around with milkshakes and drink mixed vegetable smoothies…
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The word “malt” made me thing of alcohol for some reason. I thought it would be an alcoholic drink. But it’s the same thing as a root beer float. There is no beer in it!
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I appreciate drive throughs much more since having kids! Though I still find ordering at them traumatic: the first time, I wanted a “bottle of water” with my food and the server replied “strawberry fanta?” It was a good job I was stuck there in my car because I couldn’t run away after three failed attempts to communicate and had to keep trying. I eventually put on an exaggerated US accent (“waaader”) and then then I finally made sense to her!
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Ugh, this is precisely what I feared so much! I wrote down my choices before going to the takeout and practiced saying them aloud a few times. People refuse to understand even the slightest accent in these parts!
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In Louisiana you can get drive-through daiquiris. People say this is great when you have kids in the car because you can’t take them into a bar to pick up a daiquirí to go, and you wouldn’t want to leave them in the parking lot. So, drive-through!
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