I Knew It!

By the way, everybody here finds it extremely easy to pronounce Klara’s name. Including my 6-year-old niece Klubnikis who is an English-speaker. 

As I suspected, the problem resided entirely in the typical Midwestern tendency to engage in churlish resistance to anything even slightly unfamiliar. 

13 responses to “I Knew It!”

  1. Crystallizing chaos Avatar
    Crystallizing chaos

    I’m very puzzled by people’s inability to pronounce Klara. Isn’t it claah-raah? Or is it something else?

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      Yes, exactly. I’m tired of people looking martyred when they hear it. All they can do is Claire-ah and they just won’t budge.

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      1. anon Avatar
        anon

        The name is definitely not as common in the US, but it’s the most distinct from Claire-ah, so it should be easy…

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  2. anon Avatar
    anon

    Based on how it is written, I can’t tell if it’s Clair-uh or Clah-ruh or Clah-rah. But none of those are difficult to pronounce, and only maybe difficult to distinguish the first time upon hearing.

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  3. Shakti Avatar
    Shakti

    I’m very puzzled by people’s inability to pronounce Klara. Isn’t it claah-raah

    It’s two syllables and not very difficult ones for English speakers. It shouldn’t throw people after hearing it once or twice. I found this:

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      These are the same people who think I have an incomprehensible accent in English, so you get the idea…

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      1. xykademiqz Avatar

        It’s more of that othering bullshit by the people terrified of anything that comes outside their microscopic comfort zone. They cannot get over that fact that you are not from around there and don’t belong there, and just keep reinforcing this belief of theirs over and over and over (“I can’t understand her! And her kid has this weird incomprehensible name! Why can’t these people learn to speak English?!”).

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        1. Clarissa Avatar

          Exactly. And it’s starting to get to me, to be honest.

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    2. Crystallizing chaos Avatar
      Crystallizing chaos

      The later seasons of Doctor Who have a character named Clara which is pronounced similarly (except maybe less rolling of the R). So it’s clearly not even that unusual in the English speaking world.

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  4. lamestllama Avatar
    lamestllama

    Laziness rather than churlishness?

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  5. Dreidel Avatar
    Dreidel

    So do you trill the “R” when you pronounce Klara’s name?

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      In Russian, I do. She loves it when I trill because I can go for 5-7 minutes without stopping.

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  6. cliff arroyo Avatar

    IME extreme monolingual people (who don’t come across much language variety in their day to day lives) really do have problems understanding accents and new words and it’s not an act.

    It can be hard to understand for people here (none of whom are monolingual AFAICT) but the less variety people are exposed to the less they can deal with variety.

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