We are watching The Killing and N is shocked by the boys’ lack of engagement in household duties.
“When I was their age, I did everything!” he exclaims. “I swept the floor, vacuumed the carpets, did the dishes!”
“I did nothing,” I say honestly.
“Oh,” he says. “So how old were you when you started to do all this?”
“Well,” I respond, “It’s any day now.”