In an effort to give their students the best education possible, the McKinney (Texas) School District is building a $70 million football stadium.
OK, let me try to come up with an even more absurd statement.
In an effort to give his son a toy railroad, Peter ate a pretzel.
In an effort to finish her article, Martha burned down the library.
In an effort to comprehend this insane statement, I made some borscht.
No, I give up.

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