One More Funny Link

And there’s also a hilarious link from the pouty and aggrieved whining about the word deplorable. Do read it, I almost keeled over with laughter. 

5 thoughts on “One More Funny Link

  1. Or if when you go to Market Basket, you tend to buy generic products, because you’re using your own money, not an EBT card.
    This dude goes grocery shopping? I thought he made his wife do it. I mean, omg those assholes buying Kellogg’s corn flakes instead of generic cornflakes! The nerve!

    If you wake before noon..if you were passed over for the job even though you got a 95 on the civil-service test
    I don’t know what this guy has against night or late shift workers…or that dude who scored a 97 on the civil service test. Hmm.

    You may be deplorable if your passport, driver’s license and credit cards are all in the same name.

    You may be a deplorable if all of your children have the same last name — and it’s your last name.
    He likes single mothers who’ve never been married! But screw the Brady Bunch…I don’t know why this dude is obsessed with names.

    if you wear pants rather than pajamas when you leave the house
    It has to be pants though. No skirts or skorts or sweatpants or jeans. Jeans are for losers. Negligees and nighties are acceptable.

    You may be a deplorable if you don’t think you should have to press one for English.
    Dude likes sitting through a long menu of languages and loves phone trees. Doesn’t everyone?

    You may be a deplorable if you just got your car inspected.
    No, no, no, you’re supposed to retrofit your car with a smoke belcher!

    You may be a deplorable if you’ve never used Western Union to wire welfare cash south of the border.
    NB: He’s being paid by Western Union. However, if you use AMSCOT you are definitely an evil doer. Paypal is Satan’s Wire Service ™.

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    1. 😄😄😄😄😄 Jokes aside, I never understood the folks who freak out because of “Press 1 for English.” It takes all of 1 second to press 1 and forget about it. But they waste hours bitching about it. That’s beyond irrational.

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