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Eight Means Great!

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Hey, folks, did you hear how the Wells Fargo CEO explained why each customer had to have eight (and not 7 or 9) accounts? 

Because eight means great! 

I told N but he doesn’t believe me. 

What makes me nauseous is when I see this way of doing things seep into academia.

6 responses to “Eight Means Great!”

  1. David P. Bellamy Avatar
    David P. Bellamy

    I was under the impression that it was because eight rhymes with great. It would, of course, be great if D. J. Trump got only eight Electoral Votes.

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    1. Clarissa Avatar
      Clarissa

      DJ Trump is going on the stump.
      He is so hated that he won’t get elected.

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      1. David P. Bellamy Avatar
        David P. Bellamy

        “DJ Trump is going on the stump.
        He is so hated that he won’t get elected.”

        I very much hope that you are tight about this.

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        1. Clarissa Avatar
          Clarissa

          Of course, I’m so right. This will be a hard fight. But Hillary is bright and Trump will be out of sight.

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  2. Editor (Retired) Avatar
    Editor (Retired)

    Maybe capitalism and academia are both doomed. Wait, that’s too optimistic. We are all doomed.

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    1. Clarissa Avatar
      Clarissa

      Nobody is doomed. Things are getting massively better all the time.

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