I ordered a free record player (called “turntable”) from Vine. I’m going to listen to records of Christmas songs (“Have Yourselves a Merry Little Christmas”, etc) on it. 

I’m not sure whether that makes me a hipster or an old fart.

12 responses to “Hipster or Old?”

  1. xykademiqz Avatar

    I identify as a hipster fart: obnoxious and stinky!

    (With very little sleep, I am all giddy and a little loopy, so potty humor seems hilarious.)

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      I’m always up for potty humor! πŸ˜ƒ

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  2. cliff arroyo Avatar

    Both! You’re an old hipster fart!

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  3. Sister Avatar
    Sister

    Well now we are totally coming for the holidays!

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      Finally, I found a way to lure you here. 😍

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  4. Dreidel Avatar
    Dreidel

    So are you getting a 3-speed turntable, in case you find some old 78’s in your mother’s attic?

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      I don’t understand half of the words you used. πŸ˜ƒ

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      1. Dreidel Avatar
        Dreidel

        Starting in the 1950s, standard “record players” (stand-alone turntables that had their own speakers and power) had three different playing speeds:

        33-1/3 r.p.m. — to play 12″ diameter LPs (long-playing records that had multiple songs on each side)

        45 r.p.m. — to play the smaller 7″ diameter records with the large hole in the middle that had one song on each side

        78 r.p.m. — to play the by-then obsolete 10″ diameter records that had been around for decades until the 45 r.p.m. records replaced them

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        1. Clarissa Avatar

          Oh, I remember the ones with one song and a single single. πŸ˜ƒ

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  5. Stringer Bell Avatar
    Stringer Bell

    Join the club! I’m sure you’d love it. As an aside, I feel ‘Hipster’ has become a catch-all term to describe ‘someone who I find socially threatening, but I can’t articulate why’.

    If your blog weren’t so popular I’d post a picture of our hipstastic turntable set up.

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      Gosh, I am old because I still thought it was hip to be a hipster. 😊

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