Ready for the Results

So when can we expect the results? We are all ready to celebrate here. 

64 thoughts on “Ready for the Results

    1. Are you being serious here?

      Trump: Mexicans are rapists.
      centrist el: Arab youths are taking our women.

      lol your entire country is Trump.

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  1. Early states are red states so don’t panic.

    Disregard anyone who talks about ‘nationwide’ exit polls. They’re being done only in 12 states this year. And they’re garbage anyway.

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    1. Do you have a link about the exit polls? I didn’t know they were only being done in 12 states! That does make me feel better. Thanks for reporting. I’m not feeling nearly as confident as Clarissa about Hillary winning. I’m on pins and needles!

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  2. Florida fluctuating, but I have faith in Broward county and its LGBT population.

    The Sodomy Vote will save us all.

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    1. I hope the Economist and all other shit-eating publications like it start referring to US as a ‘regime’ and Trump as a ‘Strongman’ the way they so smugly do for latin american countries they don’t like.

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      1. Missouri was projected to go to Trump even before tonight because it’s Republican.
        I’m freaked out by PA and by FL. I expected Florida to be very close (because they didn’t even call it last time on election night and even then Obama won it by the thinnest of margins.)

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  3. Update from Casa Shakti:
    Plus: Dude at Total Wine thinks I’m young enough to be carded with visible grays.
    Minus: Watching these election results come in while people obsessively zoom into random counties.
    Status: 3+ glasses of Chianti, 2 glasses of water, dinner. Second guessing my decision to procastinate and vote on the last day of early voting.

    Talk me down!

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  4. Too early for an autopsy, but man, if she loses, maybe there was something to the unlikeability argument that always hounded her.

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          1. 2004:
            A janitor at the school I’m at comes up to me in the bathroom with this outburst.
            “I hate Ohio! I hope all the old people get pneumonia and die!”

            swigs some more Chianti

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        1. I’m not feeling this ‘It could never be her fault. The peasants owed her vote to her’ argument right now. Nobody’s owed anything. She just doesn’t have whatever the fuck it takes to get people to vote for you.

          God, this is so brutal to watch.

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          1. But he does whatever it takes to get people to vote for him. He gets crowds of people to show up for him. We are living next to these freaks and they are everywhere. That’s the problem. They listened to Trump for 16 months and they still love them. What can I say. 😠

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            1. So fucking scary.

              Media houses must be proud of themselves for giving him unlimited coverage for rating $$ for the last 1.5 years.

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