So when can we expect the results? We are all ready to celebrate here. 

64 responses to “Ready for the Results”

  1. Stringer Bell Avatar
    Stringer Bell

    Trump’s people ready to celebrate too!

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  2. David Gendron Avatar

    Be prepared for anything, unless she wins Ohio and/or Florida.

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  3. el Avatar
    el

    For entertainment:

    CAN THIS happen in Israel? Do we have an Israel a phenomenon that can be compared to the ascent of the American Trump? Is there an Israeli Trump?

    Indeed, there is. But the Israeli Trump is a Trumpess.

    She is called Miri Regev.

    http://zope.gush-shalom.org/home/en/channels/avnery/1477664380/

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    1. Stringer Bell Avatar
      Stringer Bell

      Are you being serious here?

      Trump: Mexicans are rapists.
      centrist el: Arab youths are taking our women.

      lol your entire country is Trump.

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  4. Stringer Bell Avatar
    Stringer Bell

    Early states are red states so don’t panic.

    Disregard anyone who talks about ‘nationwide’ exit polls. They’re being done only in 12 states this year. And they’re garbage anyway.

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    1. Evelina Anville Avatar
      Evelina Anville

      Do you have a link about the exit polls? I didn’t know they were only being done in 12 states! That does make me feel better. Thanks for reporting. I’m not feeling nearly as confident as Clarissa about Hillary winning. I’m on pins and needles!

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      1. Stringer Bell Avatar
        Stringer Bell

        It’s 12 battleground states, though. Don’t have a link right now, sorry.

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  5. Stringer Bell Avatar
    Stringer Bell

    I’m really going to miss this guy.

    https://twitter.com/SheHatesJacoby/status/796003702779867136

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  6. Stringer Bell Avatar
    Stringer Bell

    Good link to follow for Florida updates:

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  7. Stringer Bell Avatar
    Stringer Bell

    “I’m on pins and needles!”

    If this election doesn’t warrant this image, I don’t know what does!

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  8. Stringer Bell Avatar
    Stringer Bell

    NYT has a pretty slick page too.

    http://www.nytimes.com/elections/forecast/president

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  9. Stringer Bell Avatar
    Stringer Bell

    Florida fluctuating, but I have faith in Broward county and its LGBT population.

    The Sodomy Vote will save us all.

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    1. David Gendron Avatar

      The news are good in Florida.

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  10. Stringer Bell Avatar
    Stringer Bell

    lol

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    1. Stringer Bell Avatar
      Stringer Bell

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    2. Clarissa Avatar

      Don’t wait for voter fraud to happen. Make it happen yourself.

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      1. Stringer Bell Avatar
        Stringer Bell

        Also note he did this in the well-known swing state of Texas.

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  11. David Gendron Avatar

    Duckworth(D) won in Illinois for Senate.

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  12. Stringer Bell Avatar
    Stringer Bell

    Fucking Florida.

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    1. David Gendron Avatar

      Wait for Broward County.

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      1. Clarissa Avatar

        The whole planet had to sit there, shaking in fear, over the decision of some God-forsaken Broward County.

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        1. Stringer Bell Avatar
          Stringer Bell

          Florida won’t matter if she holds PA and MI.

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          1. Hattie Avatar

            Which she has. I hope you are right.

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    2. Clarissa Avatar

      Too many dumb old people.

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      1. Hattie Avatar

        I’m old and not dumb and none of my old friends have voted for Trump. You’re being ageist.

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        1. Clarissa Avatar

          Hey, it’s your country that’s so against political correctness that it’s voting like an m-fucker for Trump.

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  13. Stringer Bell Avatar
    Stringer Bell

    Current Status: Shook!

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      Yeah. . . My love for Americans is rapidly evaporating. There is a limit to how dumb it’s ok to be.

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  14. Evelina Anville Avatar
    Evelina Anville

    Oh wow. Things are looking bad!!!!!

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  15. Stringer Bell Avatar
    Stringer Bell

    Faith in humanity vanishing. Shining city upon a hill my fucking ass.

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    1. Stringer Bell Avatar
      Stringer Bell

      I hope the Economist and all other shit-eating publications like it start referring to US as a ‘regime’ and Trump as a ‘Strongman’ the way they so smugly do for latin american countries they don’t like.

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      1. Clarissa Avatar

        I don’t even want to read the Ukrainian news. They must be so scared right now that it makes me want to cry.

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  16. Stringer Bell Avatar
    Stringer Bell

    Colorado votes in favor of assisted suicide.

    Just in time!

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      I can’t even care right now. Missouri just went to the creepazoid. I feel disgusted to live so close to these freaks.

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      1. Shakti Avatar
        Shakti

        Missouri was projected to go to Trump even before tonight because it’s Republican.
        I’m freaked out by PA and by FL. I expected Florida to be very close (because they didn’t even call it last time on election night and even then Obama won it by the thinnest of margins.)

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  17. Shakti Avatar
    Shakti

    Update from Casa Shakti:
    Plus: Dude at Total Wine thinks I’m young enough to be carded with visible grays.
    Minus: Watching these election results come in while people obsessively zoom into random counties.
    Status: 3+ glasses of Chianti, 2 glasses of water, dinner. Second guessing my decision to procastinate and vote on the last day of early voting.

    Talk me down!

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      I wish I were still a drinking person. Oh, I so wish I were.

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  18. Stringer Bell Avatar
    Stringer Bell

    Too early for an autopsy, but man, if she loses, maybe there was something to the unlikeability argument that always hounded her.

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      We lost Florida, eh?

      There are just too many dumb people out there. Dumb, nasty jerks. That’s all.

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      1. Clarissa Avatar

        And here goes fucking Ohio.

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        1. Shakti Avatar
          Shakti

          Ugh, effing Ohio.

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          1. Shakti Avatar
            Shakti

            2004:
            A janitor at the school I’m at comes up to me in the bathroom with this outburst.
            “I hate Ohio! I hope all the old people get pneumonia and die!”

            swigs some more Chianti

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    2. Stringer Bell Avatar
      Stringer Bell

      Literally the only person who could lose to Trump and the dems elected her.

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      1. Clarissa Avatar

        It’s not Hillary’s fault. The blame lies solely and exclusively with the smug dumbasses who vote for the freakazoid Trump

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        1. Stringer Bell Avatar
          Stringer Bell

          I’m not feeling this ‘It could never be her fault. The peasants owed her vote to her’ argument right now. Nobody’s owed anything. She just doesn’t have whatever the fuck it takes to get people to vote for you.

          God, this is so brutal to watch.

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          1. Clarissa Avatar

            But he does whatever it takes to get people to vote for him. He gets crowds of people to show up for him. We are living next to these freaks and they are everywhere. That’s the problem. They listened to Trump for 16 months and they still love them. What can I say. 😠

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            1. Stringer Bell Avatar
              Stringer Bell

              So fucking scary.

              Media houses must be proud of themselves for giving him unlimited coverage for rating $$ for the last 1.5 years.

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              1. Clarissa Avatar

                Unbelievable. What a shame, what a total shame. Something is very wrong with people.

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          2. xykademiqz Avatar

            She just doesn’t have whatever the fuck it takes to get people to vote for you.

            A dick, apparently. Misogyny. Never disappoints.

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  19. Stringer Bell Avatar
    Stringer Bell

    Gulp. Not a good look.

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  20. Stringer Bell Avatar
    Stringer Bell

    Supreme court fucked. All the 99 year old justices better live for another 8.

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      At least we got Virginia. At least.

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    2. Clarissa Avatar

      It’s not like Republicans would let Hillary appoint a single judge anyway. They prefer to have no Supreme Court at all.

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      1. Stringer Bell Avatar
        Stringer Bell

        That is so much better than 2-3 Trump appointed justices over the next 8 years.

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        1. Clarissa Avatar

          My very international Facebook feed is going nuts. People don’t understand what the flying fuck is fucking going on.

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          1. Clarissa Avatar

            And fucking Blunt is winning in Missouri?? What????

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            1. Clarissa Avatar

              Trump got NC.

              The fuck.

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              1. Clarissa Avatar

                I think we are done, folks.

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  21. Stringer Bell Avatar
    Stringer Bell

    Sheriff Joe Arpaia the psychopath from Arizona lost. Silver lining.

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      At least one psychopath lost tonight.

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      1. Stringer Bell Avatar
        Stringer Bell

        It does free him up for the DHS Chief job.

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  22. Stringer Bell Avatar
    Stringer Bell

    Wisconsin gone. This is over.

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      Yeah, we are done. Florida is gone, too.

      The end.

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