My sister, the businesswoman, said that Hillary lost because her branding stank. There was no recognizable slogan to match “Make America Great Again.” The message wasn’t primitive and aimed at total dumbasses. The candidate was not a funny clown. Hillary didn’t send out any tweets that people would wake up to read at 5 am. On social media, she didn’t dominate.
We need a candidate with a really funny brood of pet kittens. The candidate will plaster Facebook over with cutesy photos and saccharine stories, and we’ll win. I’m completely serious.
It’s all about entertaining the bored and the sated.

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