Bad Branding

My sister, the businesswoman, said that Hillary lost because her branding stank. There was no recognizable slogan to match “Make America Great Again.” The message wasn’t primitive and aimed at total dumbasses. The candidate was not a funny clown. Hillary didn’t send out any tweets that people would wake up to read at 5 am. On social media, she didn’t dominate. 

We need a candidate with a really funny brood of pet kittens. The candidate will plaster Facebook over with cutesy photos and saccharine stories, and we’ll win. I’m completely serious.

It’s all about entertaining the bored and the sated.

12 responses to “Bad Branding”

  1. David Gendron Avatar

    Stronger together…boring…

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      Hey, I couldn’t even remember it, and I’m a fan.

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    2. Shakti Avatar
      Shakti

      Stronger Than Yesterday?
      But that’s too reminiscent of a Britney Spears song — that has an empty chair.

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  2. xykademiqz Avatar

    Hillary: FLOTUS 2 POTUS, 4 US

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      Hey, I think you have a second career waiting for you. 😀

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  3. Stringer bell Avatar
    Stringer bell

    Gotta say, ‘I’m with her’ seemed more like an invitation to a coronation than a campaign slogan. I’m with you, really? What’s in it for me?

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      Yeah. . . Good point.

      Bernie’s was genius, as I said from the start. Super memorable.

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  4. Stringer bell Avatar
    Stringer bell

    http://imgur.com/xiRBCgn

    With simple, clear messaging like this how could you lose?

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      What is this crazy shit??

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      1. Dreidel Avatar
        Dreidel

        It’s a word cluster listing various policy positions proposed by Hillary.

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      2. Stringer Bell Avatar
        Stringer Bell

        That was her famous tweet titled ‘Our politics is intersectional’ or something along those lines.

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  5. cliff arroyo Avatar

    “Hillary lost because her branding stank”

    That’s a little strong, but I’d been thinking about the slogan gap.

    “Make America Great Again” is genius and nothing Clinton had could really compare.

    Stronger Together isn’t terrible, just a little boring and preachy. It would have been much better back in 2008 but probably wokred against her in 2016.

    I’m With Her is truly terrible in all kinds of ways.

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