The campus is downright funereal. Some students organized a dick-smashing ceremony to alleviate the tension. I’m not usually into the carnavalesque but today I’m grateful for this because it’s getting to sad to be here. 

9 responses to “No to the Dickitude”

    1. Clarissa Avatar

      Rich people always cost everybody else more than people who aren’t rich.

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      1. Tal Hartsfeld Avatar

        That’s because the world and its authorities cater to their whims, no matter how insipid or superficial.
        The reason why this is so is because the rich (and affluent types) “matter” more than the “average Joe/Jane”. Higher status=more favoritism shown.

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  1. el Avatar
    el

    Btw, it looks like the dog belongs to Trump supporter.

    Meanwhile, in Russia:

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    1. Dreidel Avatar
      Dreidel

      If they were sold in America, Trump could — and probably would — sue the manufacturer for merchandising his image without his permission.

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      1. el Avatar
        el

        \ If they were sold in America, Trump could — and probably would — sue the manufacturer for merchandising his image without his permission.

        There are many Putin dolls too.

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  2. David Gendron Avatar

    How about “No to Whiteitude”?

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