Have You Seen My Marbles?
Forget social media. Russia can have actual human beings walk into caucuses and sway voters to their preferred Democratic candidate. Which will surely be the one they’ve determined they can most easily destroy in the general.
And in what language will those sneaky Russians be doing that, exactly? Even my accent is nearly incomprehensible to the locals. Where would that army of fluently English-speaking Russian spies and agitators come from?
People are literally losing their marbles over this Russia conspiracy shit if even I say so.