N: So what did you tell your friend R about me while you were in Seattle?
Me: Nothing much. She’s known you for years.
N: Did you tell her about our intimate life?
Me: Eww! Disgusting! No, of course, I didn’t. Eww!
N: Then what did you talk about?
N: I mean, you spent 3 days there. You had to have talked about something. And if you didn’t talk about sex, then what did you talk about?
N: Isn’t sex all women talk about when they are alone together?
N: No, I’m just trying to figure it out. I’m sure you didn’t sit there in complete silence, right?
Me: Oh, just $#@&+($&- yourself with a $##@)++&+$@ into $$#@_+($#@ for $&&-##@.
N: But that’s what Sex and the City was like! Women only ever talked with each other about sex!
Me: I’m going to the other room now.
30 minutes later, N bursts into the other room.
N: Wait! Are you going to tell me that men also talk about something other than sex with their friends??
Me: Oh, $_&-+&_$@ it.