Before having kids:
“Great vacation! We climbed a mountain, went on a crazy Jeep ride through a forest, snorkeled, and parasailed. It was the best!”
After having kids:
“Great vacation! We slept. Then watched a bit of TV. Then slept. Then did absolutely nothing whatsoever. It was glorious!”
P.S. This is not about me. It’s about somebody I know, khm khm. I was always proudly style 2.
