Professors are the limit. It’s not enough to have unheard-of job security and tons of free time. No, they also need to make sure that nobody ever dares to express an opinion on the quality of their work. And have everybody constantly recognize how much they suffer from COVID and racism-sexism.
And with all that, they still want to transform colleges into online diploma mills because they can’t be arsed to show up at work even just twice a week for a couple of hours.