Apparently, my keyboard thinks I’m either a good guy or a little girl.
My cellphone offered this creepy characterization:
I Am a Rock
Song by Simon & Garfunkel
A winter’s day
In a deep and dark December
I am alone
Gazing from my window to the streets below
On a freshly fallen silent shroud of snow
I am a rock I am an island
I’ve built walls
A fortress deep and mighty
That none may penetrate
I have no need of friendship friendship causes pains
It’s laughter and it’s loving I disdain
I am a rock I am an island
Don’t talk of love
Well I’ve heard the word before
It’s sleeping in my memory
I won’t disturb the slumber of feelings that have died
If I never loved I never would have cried
I am a rock I am an island
I have my books
And my poetry to protect me
I am shielded in my armor
Hiding in my room safe within my womb
I touch no one and no one touches me
I am a rock I am an island
And a rock feels no pain
And an island never cries
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Why am I not surprised you have the most poetic cellphone of us all?
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My cellphone (in internet mode) suggests “I am enough”
I’m cool with that.
The message keyboard is set to Polish (though I only rarely text in any language) so it doesn’t do anything in either language
my computer keyboard suggest “I am the Night” the name of some tv series I’m not interested in watching…
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Just checked on my phone and computer keyboards in Polish and it turns out I’m either:
jestem (I am)
“all the girls” (wszystikimi dziewczynami)
“God” (bogiem)
“a murderer” (mordercą)
Now I need to integrate these….
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Creepy. 🙂
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I am a good person. And since the phone told me so, it must be true 😉
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Well, we all knew you are a good person, so no great insight there. 🙂
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“I’m a doctor, not a…”
Well, I’m NOT a doctor, but I am a huge fan of the original STAR TREK.
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