Testy

Echoing something I read on Twitter, it looks like the most exciting thing that happened to conservatism this year are Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s friend’s testicles.

Really scraping the bottom of the barrel here. Lost California recall! But Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s friend’s testicles shrank! Big win!

7 responses to “Testy”

  1. Maria Avatar
    Maria

    So the wedding is back on?

    As for Nicki Minaj, I have no clue what she is saying but at least she is saying something.

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    1. Maria Avatar
      Maria

      I take it back. Tucker played a small segment yesterday of Nicki speaking somewhere (I didn’t catch it where she posted it) but it was very powerful. She said something to the tune that if they shut her down now, make her look stupid, nobody else will dare to speak up fearing the same consequences. I think she spitted out the the blue pill for good. I hope more will follow.

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      1. Clarissa Avatar

        It’s great to see how positive you are, for real. My first thought when I heard the clip was “let’s see how fast she apologizes or starts championing some insane ultra-leftist cause to compensate for this transgression.” I so hope you are right and I’m wrong.

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        1. methylethyl Avatar

          Well, she does do snappy comebacks for a living. If anyone was going to become the public spokes-celebrity for rational working-class people, it was going to be a rapper.

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  2. Demotrash Avatar
    Demotrash

    Right wing twitter becomes a lot more relaxing if you just keep reminding yourself that literally nothing constructive or important is happening on there. Remember the Simone Biles freakout?

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      Nothing constructive happens for us in RL either. It stumbling from one loss to the next.

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  3. Post Alley Crackpot Avatar
    Post Alley Crackpot

    2021’s upcoming best seller: OW! MY BALLS! t-shirts.

    For every reason that anyone can imagine. 🙂

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