Semitic Noses

Why, why would anybody do that to a beautiful man? I hope it’s not real.

My sister has this kind of a semitic nose, and she loves it, and everybody who sees her loves it. Semitic noses are great.

The problem is never in a nose, people. It’s always 100% in the head.

7 responses to “Semitic Noses”

  1. methylethyl Avatar

    Maybe it’s a digital filter?

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      I hope so. I really don’t like these cute, girlish noses on men. It’s one thing to be born that way but to manufacture it on purpose is simply bizarre.

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      1. methylethyl Avatar

        My first thought is that he went from looking straight to looking gay.

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      2. methylethyl Avatar

        …and on watching it twice, his smile in the first half looks genuine, and the smile in the second looks very strained and weird. Which I suppose could be the effect of a filter, or it could be real and the dude’s either not as happy with the change as the doc is, or his facial configuration has changed enough that a natural smile is inhibited by adhesions or skin tightness.

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  2. ed Avatar
    ed

    That is absolutely terrible. It’s almost like he lost a great deal of his manhood. The second nose is so feminine.

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      Exactly. A little girly thing. Bleh.

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  3. Avi Avatar
    Avi

    The feminisation of society grows apace, spurred by American cultural globalisation, conquering more and more territories.

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