Speaking of fun Christmas pastimes, N’s company announced today that they’ve been acquired and the workers have to stay for a remote general meeting at the end of which they’ll discover who will be made redundant in “the restructuring”.

N’s job is safe but that was a cruel exercise.

6 responses to “A Cruel Christmas”

  1. methylethyl Avatar

    They make them stay for one last interminable meeting just to find out they’ve been fired? Are they trying to score a workplace shooting?

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      Right before Christmas! And after spending the first 2 hours of the meeting chirping excitedly about the great future of the new company.

      I had a bottle of cooking wine stored for the holidays that disappeared during those two hours. And I don’t blame him.

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  2. Pen Avatar
    Pen

    Who the hell fires people over a group meeting?

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      Right? And on Christmas, too. Christmas! This is a small, homey company that’s being acquired by a corporate behemoth.

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    2. cliff arroyo Avatar

      “Who the hell fires people over a group meeting?”

      It’s called worker discipline. There’s also an element of neoliberal performative cruelty in the name of ‘efficiency’ and a bunch of other dumb buzz words. Neoliberalism requires stunting normal human reactions (a bit like communism).

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    3. Post Alley Crackpot Avatar
      Post Alley Crackpot

      There’s a reason “Up in the Air” was believable.

      So, Walter …

      “Oh, I fly around the country and fire people, most bosses are too chickenshit to do it themselves …”

      “Really?”

      “No, not really, but it’d make one hell of a story …”

      Don’t ask drunken assholes what they do for a living.

      Merry Christmas.

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