An Embarrassing Condition

I have this weird physiological condition where my eyes start to close when I’m bored. They literally can’t stay open and I have to hold them open with fingers. Since I’m only ever bored when I talk to people, this is very embarrassing.

The moment the conversation stops being boring (which is rare), my eyes pop right open.

My husband doesn’t believe me because he’s never around when it happens. Or rather, it doesn’t happen when he’s around.

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