Constant Preparedness

My memory is terrible and I’d never be able to keep track of what I said on which show. This is why it’s great that I’m a person of very limited (and that’s putting it really mildly) imagination and can’t invent anything. This way, I’m exactly the same on every platform and nobody can accuse me of being dishonest.

Another funny thing is that I’m now constantly expecting to be tapped for an appearance, so I’m seriously overdressed at every point in time. My conference is at a large hotel where there’s a wedding being celebrated at the same time. Hotel personnel constantly tries to reorient me from the conference side of the building to the wedding side because I look like a guest.

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