A gossip article somehow floated across my newsfeed. I don’t know anything about these people but I was shocked to discover that the dude left the cute woman in the middle for the bald skeleton on the right and not vice versa.
The Jewish fellow must be rich for women to compete over him like that. The skeleton is unlikely to have functioning hormonal processes, so I can’t imagine her actually feeling attracted.
The skeleton has approximately 100 times as much money as he does, so it’s not that.
Perhaps he could not keep up with his wife sexually. Or maybe it’s because she had a baby; their separation was not long after that. Someone without functioning hormonal processes may be the perfect match for him.
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Just trawling through the pics/headlines on that one…
The ex wife has a phd, is taller than he is, and just had a baby. So that probably explains his lack of attachment…
I actually know at least three deeply attached couples where the lady is taller than her husband. In every case, the dude is jacked, and obviously secure in his masculinity. This guy looks like a weenie, so a tall wife probably *does* make him feel insecure.
The skeleton is Ariana Grande, she’s been in the news lately because she’s co-starring in the Wicked movie adaptation. I’m not familiar with her music or acting but my gay male friends think she’s awesome, there’s no accounting for taste.
I hit up Google and she’s been a vegan since 2013, which might explain her appearance. Veganism is unhealthy for young women, especially the sort of veganism popular in the US which barely uses fats and is little more than salads and raw foods. It’s highly unlikely she can get pregnant, unless she goes on a better diet but the damage may be permanent.
Same here, I barely know what kind of music and movies are popular unless something comes across my feed about the people involved. I watch mostly older films and documentaries and I’m only exposed to pop music while in the car since my mother has a pop station on her presets.
What I’ve heard sounds very meh and bland, boy bands and these girl singers with whispery voices. The only contemporary music I like is indie rock on odd little labels, it’s not stuff that’ll be played on the radio and an acquired taste
“the bald skeleton on the right”
Ariana Grande. In addition to being vegan (a significant portion of vegans use the ‘diet’ to hide an eating disorder from what I can tell) it was after her concert in 2017 in Manchester, England that a couple of Islamic terrorists blew themselves up, killing 22 and injuring over one thousand (and leading to no policy change whatsoever in the UK).
The trauma from that could also be a contributing factor of her appearance.
Ariana Grande is a very successful pop artist, and was a sex symbol before the extreme weight loss. By virtue of being with her, Ethan gets ‘higher status’, better show biz connections, etc.
Ariana Grande also has a history of wielding this power nefariously – she’s been the affair partner to many famous men and she even has songs about being a ‘homewrecker’. So Ethan is just a prop to fuel her insecurity. Ariana Grande worked closely with a known child rapist in her years as a child actress, so there is likely a very deep well of trauma and self-hatred.
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