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Riddle: A Real Headline

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Without using a search engine or AI, can you guess what this headline refers to? I attempted to guess but was wrong.

Yes, this is a real headline.

9 responses to “Riddle: A Real Headline”

  1. methylethyl Avatar
    methylethyl

    Sigh.

    https://transcare.ucsf.edu/guidelines/bone-health-and-osteoporosis

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    1. Clarissa Avatar
      Clarissa

      Yes, but this would be reasonable and grounded in science. Pink News is congenitally incapable of that. Their journalists belong to “the party of science” that despises science.

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      1. methylethyl Avatar
        methylethyl

        Yeah.

        “Stop relating everything to my trans status. Even if it’s actually related…”

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        1. Clarissa Avatar
          Clarissa

          Based on the picture, I thought it was about how strips of flesh are cut out of women’s arms to give them a fake penis. Frankenstein became not scary after this was turned into an acceptable medical procedure.

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          1. Stringer Bell Avatar
            Stringer Bell

            That’s exactly what I thought too.

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  2. random reader Avatar
    random reader

    My wild guess is that when you break your arm, you other arm on the other side of your body (your trans arm) feels achy too in sympathy with the broken arm, hence the “trans broken arm syndrome.”

    To be honest, I actually do not want to know…

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  3. Demotrash Avatar
    Demotrash

    I actually know this one. It’s when any given health problem is blamed on the person being trans. I’m sure it happens, but it doesn’t happen enough to where I should know this term lol.

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  4. Nonna Maus Avatar
    Nonna Maus

    It’s when you fuck up your arm gear-shifting in a Pontiac Trans Am. Vroom vroom!

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    1. Clarissa Avatar
      Clarissa

      That’s the best answer. Nonna is today’s winner. 🎊🎉🎊

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