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You think this is funny. And then you get a classroom where at least one third of the people honestly don’t understand why, after saying “let’s make sure we get all our ducks in a row before we proceed”, I don’t whip out any toy ducks.

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  1. oldcowboy3 Avatar
    oldcowboy3

    Well, this is obviously all your fault! You clearly didn’t give the spear to the best hunter and now nobody gets a f’ing duck ;-D

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    1. methylethyl Avatar
      methylethyl

      Literally f’ing ducks.

      Where’s the ASPCA when you need them?

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      1. cliff arroyo Avatar
        cliff arroyo

        “Where’s the ASPCA when you need them?”

        The headquarters of the ASPCA are in New York City (424 E. 92nd St to be exact) both when you need them and when you don’t. It’s not like they move the headquarters around depending upon who needs or doesn’t need them at a specific time.

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    Random reader

    LOL. I may have given toy ducks to my students in the past. We did not put them in a row, unfortunately. Maybe next time…

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