The sacred nature of the em dash gets hammered into every American academic. I resisted an initiation into the em dash cult for years but getting accused of being French eventually got to me and I joined the em-dashers. Since then I’ve been indoctrinated into the cult and radicalized. I don’t care about any newfangled fads. You’ll have to pry my em dashes our of my cold dead hands. I don’t care what ChatGPT does. I was there first and peed in a circle to mark my territory.

3 responses to “Faithful to the Cult”

  1. oldcowboy3 Avatar
    oldcowboy3

    LOL, that latter phrase is clearly hyperbole — my hunch is that you mark territory by scattering papers about to indicate that this area belonga me ;-D

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      Yes, it’s true, I didn’t actually pee in a circle. But I wanted to. 😆😆😆

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  2. Ed Frey Avatar

    I’m an big fan of the em dash and use it a lot in my blog postings. I didn’t realize that there was a cult. Why haven’t I been invited to join?

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