Baked Brandon

I asked AI for how long to bake a branzino (my favorite fish of all time with which I am comically obsessed), but the spellcheck changed branzino to Brandon.

The AI bot informed me that baking a person called Brandon “would be dangerous and illegal” (in that order).

I can envision a time when a mistake like this would bring police knocking on one’s door.

5 responses to “Baked Brandon”

  1. random reader Avatar
    random reader

    Somehow, just reading the title, I assumed this post was going to be about our former president…

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      OK, this is genuinely funny. 😁😁😁

      This means I could be brought up on political charges once AI starts reporting us to the authorities.

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  2. Stringer Bell Avatar
    Stringer Bell

    Baked Brandon should’ve been a funny news headline on the morning after the Biden Trump debate.

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  3. cliff arroyo Avatar

    “baking a person called Brandon “would be dangerous and illegal”

    Can you imagine RT getting a hole of this?

    “Ukrainian cannibal goes on unhinged rant about cooking, eating US ex-president!”

    Unfortunately about half of MAGA would believe that and you’d be the topic of Tucker’s next interview:

    russian shill: Ukrainians have a long history of cannibalism!

    Tucker: (nods and give thoughtful look).

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      Those poor people. I feel bad for them. They want simple, clear answers, and this makes them the perfect victim for every eager grifter.

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