Two teenagers who jumped former DOGE staffer Edward “Big Balls” Coristine avoided jail time after pleading guilty to simple assault in a Washington, DC, court Tuesday.
They beat him atrociously because he interrupted their assault on a woman. Now they are free because he’s white, they are black, and so is the judge.
The other attackers were never apprehended at all because why bother?
Then people wonder why Trump had to bring in the National Guard to stop endless crime in DC.

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