The Oldest Profession

Can anybody tell her that this business idea isn’t new? And that it’s considered the oldest profession in human history?

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      1. This business idea is new, it seems. You pay money, so far so good, but you’re not guaranteed to get laid. You hand over cash and the only thing promised is the experience of having handed over cash. What the hell, man? You take prostitution and strip away the only defensible things about it: the honesty and clarity of the transaction lol.

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        1. Yes, the initial payment only gets you onto the list of candidates who’ll be asked to make the next payment. So basically you pay in order to pay more in order to pay more, etc.

          This is so funny

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  1. I’m starting to think that, alongside marriage and children, a new marker of status may become the complete absence on social media. If you’re still on facebook or instagram, consuming and posting AI slop, you’re basically a prole. The real high-status behavior will become participation in small, gated online communities catering to specific interests, or even better, a return to building networks and relationships in real life.

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    1. Totally. People who share and consume those horrid AI videos on social media and don’t even understand why it’s pathetic are the lowest rung of the new class ladder.

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