Social Occasions

N announced that he wants to become more sociable to practice for his job interview and is willing to accompany me to social occasions.

“Which social occasions?” I asked. “I don’t have any social occasions beyond the coffee hour at church.”

“Well, we went to that party, remember?”

“Which party?”

“I don’t know. But it was a nice party. There were people.”

“What was the occasion?”

“How should I know? There were those gay dudes.”

“Ah! The 2023 Chairs’ retreat at the Dean’s house?”

“If you say so. We could go to that one again.”

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