This reminded me of an old Soviet joke.
A man comes to a doctor, whips out his penis and plonks it on the doctor’s desk.
“Does it hurt?” the doctor asks.
“Nope,” says the patient.
“Trouble urinating?”
“Nope.”
“Erectile issues?”
“Nope “
“Then what?” the doctor asks, losing patience.
“I just need you to tell me it’s nice,” the patient explains.
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