Seriously, people, if you want a European vacation without a long, expensive and grueling flight, come to Quebec. We are in the Laurentides, and it’s blissful.
Here’s the view from the dry sauna that I ran into after plunging into the Nordic shower:

This is the view straight from our room:

The nature is Nordic, the environment is calm, everybody is extremely polite. It’s not hot, and you can get to a European-looking city in an hour.