Sudden Aging

Forget what Bezos said. Why does he look like that? Dude suddenly started looking like his grandpa. I’m very worried because such sudden aging isn’t a good sign.

6 responses to “Sudden Aging”

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    Anonymous

    He didn’t shave. Could’ve gone gray years ago and you’d never have known it with the cue-ball look.

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    1. cliff arroyo Avatar

      “He didn’t shave”

      Definitely part of it. But also the baggy shirt and the slumped forward posture, very different from the usual tight polo and upright stance.

      If anything it’s not that he’s aged but isn’t putting the same effort into looking like he hasn’t aged.

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      1. Clarissa Avatar

        You can have completely white hair and come off as young. It isn’t the hair. Everything about him is old-man energy.

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    Anonymous

    His new wife is draining him. lol

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      I’ll be shocked if she doesn’t have some Pedro who beats her squirreled in the background.

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    Mitch4

    My high school has a nondescript name (“Southwest”) and, truth to tell, no particular reason to be famous — no super-illustrious alums, for instance.

    But the next school down the road (“Palmetto”) was home to Jeff Bezos and Ketanji Brown [Jackson].

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