The New Puritans

The Dems are having yet another one of their sex purity scandals. A woman came out today to state that she also dated Graham Platner in the past and he was always kind, sweet, and respectful towards her, which is why she believes that he is a rapist.

It’s quite extraordinary that people who believe that disordered sex lives are crucial in order to be truly free would experience the need for regular public manifestations of extreme sexual orthodoxy.

3 responses to “The New Puritans”

  1. oldcowboy3 Avatar
    oldcowboy3

    “…he was always kind, sweet, and respectful towards her, which is why she believes that he is a rapist.”

    Kid, you know “reasoning” like that is why some doubt the wisdom of suffrage ;-D

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  2. Demotrash Avatar
    Demotrash

    News about your doppelganger:

    https://x.com/i/status/2074842260441559362

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      Oh wow, fascinating, thank you!! I feel strangely personally implicated in her posthumous fate.

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