The Real Handmaid’s Tale

This the actual Handmaid’s Tale of our times but cosplaying ladies have zero interest in this. Just like the #MeToo crowd was deathly indifferent to real sexual abuse.

The Destruction of Europe

And this is the only corner of Europe that still has the will to live. The rest of Europe is destroying itself.

How a Conservative Writer Goes Woke

Tara is still silent. She’s staring down at the spot on the floor were Kalima began her labor. She’s thinking about something Denver told her, that one time when he was giving a woman a prenatal exam, a few weeks before her due date, and he put his fingers through her cervix to feel if the head was engaged, he felt a tiny hand curl around his finger, through the sac. She’s remembering the day, just around this time last year, when she first felt that fluttering in her stomach. She was three months pregnant then.

I have read Joyce Maynard’s books all the way back to her very first novel Baby Love, and I finally know why I felt compelled to read everything she’s ever written. Maynard was supposed to be a conservative writer. Everything she was and felt was conservative.  But how does a writer remain conservative if living a life of complete isolation in the woods like JD Salinger is not an option? First, you have to make a living, and that often means writing for the periodicals. Today, Maynard could have become a conservative mommy blogger but in the 1980s and 1990s she had to write for the left-leaning press. You also end up becoming part of the literary scene, and again, there’s no place for conservatives there. You can hold your own as a mature, authoritative writer but as a very young woman, you are doomed to having to parrot lefty lines if you want people not to shun you.

Before all this happened, though, Maynard wrote her first, most sincere novel that is a hymn to motherhood.

“A man never really knows what it is to love a woman until she’s had his child.”

I can’t remember reading anywhere else such an exalted literary description of breastfeeding as I did in this novel. This doesn’t mean that Baby Love shies away from the heavy physical toll of motherhood. The novel describes everything honestly but does it from the point of view that motherhood is the pinnacle of existence.

Right now, for instance, Sandy may be upset about Mark coming home drunk. The artist and his wife (his friend? Why did he call her his friend?) may be having some kind of troubles… Tara may be living in a house full of bad vibrations, with a mother who, at this moment, is banging on the bathroom door saying, “Nothing but grief, do you hear me?” But the main thing is, all of these people have their baby, or they’re going to have their baby. That makes everything else seem small.

Baby Love is not a happy-clappy novel. Maynard’s characters live in a world where sex has been cheapened, women are degraded, and babies are cast off at will. The only people who manage to revel in the joys of bringing life to the world are members of a hippy birth cult from Georgia and a couple who thoughtlessly aborted and now pine for a child.

She has begun to understand—though she’s still nine months away from being a parent—why it is that people with children are often so conservative.

The novel was published in 1981, and Maynard shows that a terrible rift had occurred between women who pine for babies and men who no longer know what their role in the arrangement is supposed to be.

There are characters in Baby Love who don’t want children but they are monstrous, perverse. The worst one of them preformed an abortion on a woman, killing her in the process.

There are technical flaws in the book, and you can see that Maynard was inexperienced when she wrote it. Some of the chapters are very short, and the narrative feels choppy. Other than this, however, Baby Love is Maynard’s most talented work because she wrote it before her brain was marinated in treacly wokeness.

The Hierarchy of Christian Love

There’s been a fascinating debate going on between JD Vance and a former British MP Rory Stewart about the Christian concept of love. Vance says that one should first take care of one’s family, then one’s friends, then the community, and so on. Whoever is closest to you comes first in the hierarchy of caring.

Stewart disagreed that there should be such a hierarchy. Christian love, he said, should be borderless and flat. You should love a sufferer on the other side of the world exactly as you love your own child.

I’m not a theologian, and my perspective is based not on profound readings of Church authorities but on what I observe. During service, fellowship meals, prayer circle, and confession, the priest always returns you from the far-flung to the immediate and reminds you to be humble. Discussions of world problems are very discouraged. The message is, “work on making yourself a little better, strengthen your family, do something for your parish family. Do what’s real instead of flattering your hubris.” I’ve seen our extremely gentle priest cut people down pretty abruptly when they started going on about intractable problems outside the immediate.

Loving faraway strangers is extremely easy because they aren’t annoying. If you never meet a person, they can’t get on your nerves. Loving the actual relatives, neighbors and coworkers is very hard because they get daily opportunities to drive you nuts and use those opportunities eagerly. I donate to charitable faraway causes very gladly and often. But that’s extremely easy in comparison to the effort it takes not to retaliate against a really annoying person at work.

Seraphim of Sarov, one of our greatest saints, said, “save yourself, and thousands will be saved around you”. He also said, “establish yourself in God, and then you’ll be helpful to others.” People don’t work on improving themselves because hubris blinds them. Every tiny victory over our ingrained tendency to act shitty is precious but it’s hard. It’s so much easier to buy an indulgence and consider oneself a good person.

An understanding of how this works can only come from actual religious practice. Everything in church is about the practice of humility. And that’s wonderful because we suffer from overinflated egos that know no boundaries and expand in a boundary-deprived fashion. The rise in mental illness we keep hearing about is exactly this, the ego that tries to subsume the world because it doesn’t know there’s a place it should actually stop. People who are not religious meditate, do gratitude journals and pursue grounding practices precisely for this purpose. Grounding yourself in the immediate is such an instantaneous relief to an overblown, overheated ego.

So yes, we could all do with a bit more humility and a bit less grandiosity.

The good people at First Things wrote about this debate from a theological perspective, and here’s the article.

Pronouns in Signatures

I want to reiterate that in academia I never saw anybody with any intellectual weight use email pronouns. Ever. Not once. Pronouns are the purview of either secretaries or academics who can’t get published to save their lives. It takes an effort not to offer productivity advice to colleagues who use pronouns in signatures. Pronouns are a surefire stand-in for “published nothing since 2007”. Everybody knows this and everybody acts sensitively towards the pronoun crowd.

Academics got everybody else to do it but won’t do it themselves because it’s pathetic.

The Cruel World

There’s also no Santa. And – brace yourself – no Tooth Fairy.

I know, this hurts but we need to stay strong and bear life in the cruel, cruel world without Santa.

Christmas elves are totally real, though.

Hideous Art Cover

I almost threw up when I saw the cover art for a new edition of Jane Austen’s novels:

This is Penguin, by the way. And no, it’s not AI-generated. Only human beings can be this stupid and aggressively untalented.

Video: Trump’s Shock Therapy

I’m back to doing my weekly show!

Once again, I’m sorry that people who don’t speak Russian can’t partake of the delightful anecdotes and flashes of profound wisdom that I share in the video.

Guess Where

Guess where all this is happening:


1. Islamic critic @Salwan_Momika1 is shot to death in his apartment during his own TikTok livestream by 5 armed men who broke into the apartment.

2. The 32nd bomb attack of this month takes place.

3. An assassin shots the 60+ year old uncle of the country’s most famous gang leader “The Kurdish Fox” to death. He then fires shots at a nearby police patrol.  “The Kurdish Fox” had himself previously hired a hitman who assassinated the mother of the Fox’s main rival “The Strawberry.” That murder was followed by around 10 more in a gang war that had only recently calmed down. The police now believe that a string of retaliation shootings are highly likely to happen in the coming days.

In Sweden. This is all happening in Sweden over 2 days.

And here we were always told that Scandinavian countries were sleepy and civilized.

A Borderless Nation

If there is one thing that makes El Salvador a subject of conversations abroad, it is the country’s extraordinarily high crime rates. Crime—and the environment of fear and insecurity it creates—is one of the ways in which Central American oligarchies discipline the region’s population into accepting the economic system that has been established in the region in the past three decades. William Castro has aptly named this phenomenon ‘a criminal globalization,’ explaining that “in the context of this criminal globalization, oligarchic forces manipulate the fear of crime to maintain their stronghold on political and economic power” (125). The successive post-war administrations have used a variety of strategies to create an impression that they are addressing the high rates of criminal activity in the country, yet most Salvadorans perceive no significant change in the fear that haunts their daily lives.

Many Salvadorans respond to this unending terror by abandoning the country. This is not an unwelcome phenomenon for the country’s ruling classes, given that migration has become a “development strategy embraced by the state and elites in El Salvador” (Gammage 75). The official vision of El Salvador’s nationhood as described in a document titled Política Nacional para la Protección y Desarrollo de la Persona Migrante Salvadoreña y su Familia that was published by the government of El Salvador in 2017 begins with the following statement:

The concept of nation that the government of El Salvador promotes is one that transcends borders. It remembers and includes our brothers and sisters who decided to take the path of migration and settle in other countries, but who, regardless of the time elapsed or the geographical distances, continue to be an essential part of the Salvadoran people. (Política 6)

These words are part of the introductory section of the report that was written in the first person and signed by Salvador Sánchez Cerén, who served as the president of El Salvador between 2014 and 2019.[1] What hides behind these appeals to brotherhood, however, is “a complete lack of interest on the part of the politicians who govern various countries of Latin America to ensure the right of their compatriots to stay and not migrate” (Cruz González 18). It is not surprising that migrants see successive Salvadoran governments’ efforts to reach out to them as utilitarian and aimed only at “guaranteeing a continued flow of remittances to the country” (Andrade-Eekhoff and Silva-Avalos 37).

The idea of ‘a borderless nation’ that the report puts forward rests on an insuperable contradiction between the concept of state sovereignty and the attempts to adapt it to the ethos of transnationalization: “Identifying the linkage between sending states and their members on foreign soil as exemplifying the ‘deterritorialized nation-state,’ stretches the definition of the state beyond meaning. States only legitimately possess the power of coercion within their own borders, and consular activities abroad depend on the acquiescence of hosts” (Waldinger and Fitzgerald 1180). Given the extraordinary difficulty that El Salvador’s successive governments have had in wrestling any degree of control over large parts of the country’s territory from gangs, there is no question of El Salvador having much of a say in what happens to Salvadorans residing abroad. The document’s definition of the nation only makes sense if we see it not as a political or a cultural statement but as an economic one. For as long as migrants feel some degree of attachment to their country of origin, they can be counted on sending back remittances which will allow the government to maintain the fiction of at least a somewhat functioning society.

Policy papers issued by the government are, of course, not the only source of information which imparts to the people of El Salvador the idea that the best thing that a Salvadoran can do for his or her country is leave it. In Salvadoran Imaginaries, Cecilia Rivas analyzes in great detail the ‘Departamento 15,’ a section of La Prensa Gráfica, a Salvadoran daily newspaper that “constructs Salvadorans as model transnational citizens in the global division of labor” (21). ‘Departamento 15’ covers the experiences of Salvadorans residing abroad and has adopted the same vision of El Salvador as a nation without borders that informs the report signed by Sánchez Cerén. An advertisement for ‘Departamento 15’ published in 2000 opens with a large-type statement, “Our country does not end at the border” (Rivas 33). The advertisement invites Salvadorans who still live in the country to appreciate those who emigrated for “their successes, achievements and business initiatives that this cultural exchange has brought about” (Rivas 33). The advertisement fails to mention that the ‘cultural exchange’ which, according to the newspaper, has created these feats of entrepreneurialism is both uneven and exploitative. The equality that the term ‘exchange’ presupposes is absent from the relationship between the United States (the recipient of the largest share of Salvadoran migrants) and El Salvador. The ad does not ask what prevents many Salvadorans from being successful and capable of undertaking entrepreneurial initiatives at home. Instead, the neoliberal vocabulary of entrepreneurialism and achievement masks the reality of many Salvadoran immigrants to the US who experience hopelessness and poverty in the receiving country.

The language of the ads in ‘Departamento 15’ is curiously similar to that of capitalists who make extraordinarily large amounts of money by exploiting the transformation of tens of millions of people worldwide into economic migrants. For instance, Michael Kent, the founder of multi-billion companies Small World Financial Services Group and Azimo that facilitate off-line and online money transfers, uses similar vocabulary to present emigration as a sign that one is a higher-quality human being: “The thing that people often forget is that people who migrate are the brightest and best of their generation. It takes guts and determination to leave family and friends for what can be a tough and sometimes hostile new environment. Migrants are very entrepreneurial” (Mavadiya n. pag.). Kent has made a fortune by creating one of the largest remittance-processing companies in the world, and his enthusiasm for large-scale migration is hardly surprising.

As it affirms the idea of a ‘borderless nation’, the advertisement belies its message of borderless inclusion through the vocabulary it uses: “The use of the pronouns ‘their’ (‘their accomplishments’) and ‘our’ (‘our people abroad’) construct semantic borders—in this case, emigrants are outside, and not only literally. They are not among the imagined audience for this advertisement” (Rivas 33-4). The paradox of the ad lies in its suggestion that a model Salvadoran is the one who left the country and no longer is part of ‘us,’ insinuating that the newspaper’s readers are deficient by virtue of not having yet joined the ranks of the high-achieving, entrepreneurial émigrés. In its avoidance of any mention of the objective conditions that force many people to leave the country, the ad mimics the neoliberal vision of migration as an expression of an unmediated individual choice that entrepreneurs of self pursue in order to maximize their opportunities: “A portrayal of migration as a process of purely individual choices and opportunities would erase other institutional factors associated with neoliberalism or structural adjustment in Latin America, policies which are often associated with a rise in economic inequality” (Rivas 35). In the receiving countries, there is very little interest as to what drives Central Americans to “choose” migration and the majority of political battles around migration is fought over the legal status that is to be assigned to the human capital extracted from the region.

Latin America is rapidly turning into the largest supplier of transnational capital liquidity.[3] In 2016, Latin American migrants sent US$74.3 billion in remittances through official channels (such as banks) to their countries of origin (Budiman and Connor n. pag.). This number almost doubled the US$40 billion in remittances sent to Latin America twelve years earlier, in 2004 (Gammage 76), yet it does not include money transfers made through informal channels, making the total of remittances into the region much larger (Budiman and Connor n. pag.).

In El Salvador, the remittances that Salvadorans who work abroad sent back home constituted 20.3% of the country’s entire GDP for the year 2018 (Teos n. pag). By 2015, at least a third of Salvadorans was receiving remittances from emigrant relatives and relying upon them, for such basic expenditures as housing and consumer goods (Wade, “Civil War” 408). This staggering number, however, does not constitute the only way in which Salvadoran migrants unwittingly contribute to preserving the deeply flawed economic system of their country of origin that forced them to leave the country in the first place. By the beginning of the second decade of this century, a growing percentage of the country’s tax revenue was coming from migrants. In 2010, for instance, 12,9% of the nation’s VAT collected by the state came from the remittance-sending migrants (Cuevas Molina 41, n. 5). Of course, there are also hidden financial benefits that come from exporting overseas a large migrant population which remains tied by affective and cultural links to the country of origin. Migrants spend their earnings on international travel—whether their own or that of relatives they bring over to their new country for a visit—that maintains the illusion of closeness, telephone calls, and a variety of other purchases related to their migrant status, and this contribution to the functioning of the economies both in their home country and in the new one is usually excluded from the calculations of the economic impact of migration (Cuevas Molina 41, n. 5). A report published in 2010 by the National Alliance of Latin American and Caribbean Communities on the financial contribution of Central American migrants to the economies of their native countries was titled “Paying Their Share: Migrants’ Contribution to Fiscal Health in Mexico and El Salvador.” In a typically neoliberal fashion, this title anthropomorphizes the economy[4] and links its health to the state’s capacity to expel migrants.

Both the Salvadoran state and the supranational financial organizations, such as the World Bank and the Inter-American Development Bank (IADB), have been making significant efforts to channel the informal economy of family-based remittances into formalized “remittance networks [that] increase the capture of remittances by large banks and financial services” (Gammage 76). Over sixty-six percent of Salvadorans who send the remittances to support their relatives back home have no plans to return to the country in the foreseeable future (Teos n. pag). This is not surprising given that there have been no significant changes for the better in El Salvador’s economy. Poverty, however, is not the only reason behind the migrant flows out of the region. In 2019, El Salvador’s Institute of Public Opinion, which is part of José Simeón Cañas Central American University, published a study estimating that, in the previous year, 5.2% of Salvadorans had to change residence because of threats or fear of violence. Sixty percent of them considered abandoning El Salvador for another country (IUDOP 1-2). The incapacity of successive Salvadoran governments to achieve a stable reduction of crime rates is due to a variety of objective factors, yet one would be justified in wondering whether the country’s political forces are truly motivated to address gang violence when the environment of terror that gangs create is bringing such great profits through an increase in emigration.


[1] Sánchez Cerén was the first former guerrilla leader to become president of the country, and at the time, his election gave rise to the hope that the legacy of the Civil War would finally be put to rest.

[2] Castellanos Moya’s Moronga, which is analyzed later in this chapter, demonstrates the differences and the similarities between the immigrant experiences of a college professor and a part-time blue-collar worker who, in spite of the disparities in their economic status and educational background, find themselves similarly alienated and confused by the reality of living in the US.

[3] In 2016, as flows of remittance funds declined everywhere else in the world, remittances sent to Latin American and the Caribbean experienced a sharp increase (Budiman and Connor n. pag.).

[4] See John Patrick Leary’s Keywords: The New Language of Capitalism for a discussion of how biological and environmental metaphors are used to support the neoliberal view of the economy at large and individual businesses as a living organism of sorts that often receives more care than the actual human beings who work to sustain the economy or a business.