I sometimes feel ready to lose all faith in humanity. People are actually trying to pay Carson for his anti-Muslim statements:

For Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson, months of robocalls, campaign speeches, and merchandise sales paled in comparison to the campaign donations he received after a series of anti-Muslim remarks. Carson, who drew widespread criticism after declaring on Sunday that the United States should not elect a Muslim president, is now raking in the cash from donors who share his anti-Islam sympathies.

With the number of Muslims in the US population staying somewhere under 2%, chances are most of these people have not even met any Muslims. So they are parting with their own money, money they could spend on having a good time or buying something for their kids, to pay Carson to say something stupid about a subject they are unfamiliar with.

Trump is now saying that his last debate performance sucked so badly because the room where it was held was too hot. He’s saying it to thinning and increasingly bored audiences.

The guy is a sprinter, not a marathon runner. His talent resides in coming up with goofy jokes and catchy soundbites on the spot. But he soon fizzles out and gets flustered and mumbly. Soon he’ll run out of gimmicks, and everybody will forget about him.

An article in today’s NYTIMES is titled “Obama Seeks A Meeting With Putin in New York.”

Let’s trace what happened here.

Until recently, Putin has been begging for this meeting but kept getting rebuffed. Having this meeting is very important to him domestically.

Putin invades Syria.

Putin immediately gets what he wanted and more: Obama is actually asking for a meeting.

Now I will let you draw your own conclusion. This chain of events suggests to Putin that invading other countries

a) is

or

b) is not

the way to get what he wants.

I can’t know what Obama is thinking but the only actual result of his policies is encouraging Putin to invade more countries and ramp up his aggression in Syria. I’m starting to think that this is not accidental. Obama can’t enhance military engagement because his voters don’t want any, so he is doing it through Putin.

Just to clarify: inserting a sex organ into something or inserting something into a sex organ is only sex if done for purposes of sexual gratification. Nobody thinks that women, for instance, have sex with tampons or with the instruments at an OB-GYN’s office, do they?

So it’s not “Cameron had sex with a dead pig” unless he told you he was trying to get off. And hey, what’s with the stultifying prudery? I’m starting to get reminded of the convent school where nuns had a fainting fit when a student crossed her legs. The poor oversexed nuns were convinced this was a way to fornicate.

This is a brand-new residential area near Sochi, Russia:

The building near the stadium is a school, also brand-new. The residential area was built during the preparation for the 2014 Sochi Olympics.

There are playgrounds for kids, too:

Altogether, this residential area could house several thousand families. But can you guess how many families are actually living here?

Seven. Just seven families, that’s all.

Say, wouldn’t it be a great idea to invite some Syrian refugees to live here? The climate in this region is very mild, so the refugees will not suffer from an unusually cold weather. This isn’t like dumping people in Siberia, or anything. Sochi is a resort zone with beautiful beaches. 5% of the population here is Muslim, there are already several mosques here. And in Russia at large, 15% of population is Muslim.

For obvious reasons, Putin is never going to allow any Muslim-bashing in Russia. Yesterday, by the way, he was at an opening of a new mosque in Moscow and made a speech about Islam being one of Russia’s traditional religions.

Given how hard Russia contributes to ensuring that the war in Syria rages on, wouldn’t it make sense for Russia to help out? The Russians keep whining about their enormous shortage of population for such a huge territory. Syrians could help turn these sad, abandoned buildings into a vibrant area.

I don’t see a downside to this idea. Nobody seems to be thinking in this direction right now but once an idea is expressed and begins to travel, who knows where it will end up and what influence it will have.

I heard on NPR today that there is a school in Philadelphia, I think, that’s assigning Paulo Coelho’s The Alchemist as required reading for all high-schoolers. My first reaction was to laugh. Not that I stood out as particularly cynical among my peers, but I can’t imagine anybody getting me to take The Alchemist seriously past the age of 11.

But then I wondered if this might be my problem. What if it’s not such a bad thing that there should be a culture where it’s normal to celebrate a 14-year-old for managing to move a tangle of cords from one box to another? I’m not being sarcastic here. These kids live in a kinder, gentler world, so why shouldn’t they remain innocent enough to take The Alchemist seriously at the age of 16? If I grew up in a harsher reality that made me too cynical to admire the famous clock or to enjoy The Alchemist, maybe I shouldn’t be projecting that inner misery onto people who, through no fault of their own, are more fortunate?

A friend of mine told me yesterday that she is saving to buy a trip to Europe for her daughter and the daughter’s girlfriend. The daughter and the girlfriend are my age and quite successful professionally, so my question to the friend was, “Hey, isn’t Helen a little too ancient for you to help her out financially?”

And now I feel like I’m begrudging Helen the opportunity to remain a daughter who is pampered by her mother in a world that is gentler than mine. I guess that, on some level, what I really feel is envy of Helen, Ahmed of the Clock, and high-schoolers with their copies of The Alchemist. There is no need for them to be schooled in hardship because this is not the kind of life that awaits them. And that’s a good thing.

When I lecture about Islam, students often come up to me to ask, “Are you Muslim? Because you seem really passionate about this.”

When I lecture about Judaism, students often come up to me to ask, “Are you Jewish? Because you seem really passionate about this.”

When I lecture about Catholicism, students often come up to me to say, “I’m Catholic, too! It’s great to see a professor who shares my faith.”

When I lecture about Protestantism, students often say, “Wow, that’s so cool. Why don’t we have anybody who practices this great religion here? Is it a Ukrainian thing?”

I even manage to make the religious practices of the Aztecs sound super cool, and it’s not easy given that they included ripping hearts out of living people.

[Other religions are not hugely relevant to my courses on Hispanic civilization, so they don’t make it into the lectures.]

And when I talk about the great Western atheist tradition, I get even the most religious students to experience interest and admiration.

In the meanwhile, my own religious beliefs are left out of the lectures entirely because I manage to keep in mind that my job is to teach students about the world and not turn them into hostages of my inner life.

It would be great if more people remembered that their inner life is of no interest to anybody but their closest relatives (and even that, only if they are hugely lucky) and should not be stuck in people’s faces.

Native speakers of English, help me out here. Am I right in believing that the following sentence is not correct according to the rules of English grammar?

By having the 6-year old crested macaque declared the image’s legal owner, it can be used to raise money for animal welfare.

I keep seeing this sentence structure everywhere, including in academic sources, and I now wonder whether I’m insane and whether everyone else thinks this sentence makes sense.

Do you have any sources to support your opinion?

Clint McCormack knows that some people don’t think gay couples should be allowed to foster or adopt children. But it still stung when he called a religious adoption agency in Michigan and asked whether it would help him foster a child together with his partner, Bryan. “She was very rude, she basically hung up on me,” McCormack told me.

OK, and why did he have to call a religious agency, precisely? Because he really wants to adopt or because he is trying to prove a point? Do abandoned, traumatized children need to be used as a pretext in the ideological battles of adults?

The idea that instead of cakes and marriage licenses, children will be used in the battle over who is more self-righteous and victimized is deeply disturbing. The children, also known as “the trash that the straight people don’t want anymore”, become a club that both sides wave around, trying to hit the opponent.

If anybody really cared about the children here and put their interests first, such situations would not arise. Shame on everybody involved.

Hillary made an inhuman effort and forced out a condemnation of Keystone XL. She is, of course, in favor but knows she has to say she isn’t to win the primary. This is, after all, the primary of who outdoes the opponents in populist screeds.