I had no idea that all of the links I gathered for this collection would share the theme of self-infantilization but here you have it. 

Extreme childishness is in vogue, and people who are trying to get elected to positions of extraordinary responsibility think it’s cute to pretend they are 3 years old.

Another example of this: here is a suggestion that the way to help black people is to see them as toddlers.

And one more story about immaturity: “According to the North American Association of State and Provincial Lotteries, lotteries took in $70.1 billion in sales in the 2014 fiscal year. That’s more than Americans in all 50 states spent on sports tickets, books, video games, movie tickets, and recorded music sales.”

I don’t watch Game of Thrones but here is somebody who does and explains at length why it sucks.

Robin Williams matryoshkas.

The British are finally starting to make some phlegmatic moves in the direction of banning extremism.

In the meanwhile, the University of California is pandering to extreme immaturity in a desperate bid to safe itself: “The University of California at Irvine plans to offer a four-week MOOC based on the FX television series The Strain,which follows the spread of a disease with the “hallmarks of an ancient and evil strain of vampirism.”

And here is an example of somebody who childishly mistakes her psychological problems for a political stance: “It’s pretty terrific how the Patriarchy sets rules for women that effectively mean we can like ourselves, or be liked by “everyone else,” but not both.”

I keep having this exact same experience with students and it’s very frustrating. But this indifference is still better than what the previous link shows.

[Spanish] Literature is being squeezed out of Spanish schools.

“When George Zimmerman inevitably gets himself killed, I’m sure I won’t be alone in feeling happy about it, in feeling that a standing offense to the concept of justice has been belatedly mitigated. . . I’m sure we all have people about whom we have similar feelings: Darren Wilson, for instance, or Donald Trump.” I especially love it how such people need to hide from their own childishness by projecting it onto “we all.”

“When complimented on a good presentation, I’ll sometimes say “Oh you really thought so?” or much worse, “No, it wasn’t! You’re just saying that.” Beyond the conference setting, I’ll deny that I’m a good teacher or won’t take credit for my part in organizing an event by saying “No, colleague X did all the real work!””

Russia rehearsed nuclear attack on Poland.

George W. Bush bashes President Obama over his handling of the Middle East. Wait, what?

Why the teaching of foreign languages in this country often sucks.

If you are fed up with Rate My Professor, check out Draw My Professor.

Microsoft’s wildly inaccurate “How Old Do I Look?” is a data miner’s dream.

I can’t say whether this is immature or simply stupid: “If you want to understand the completely irreconcilable difference I am talking about [between Muslims and Westerners], you need only compare two groups of people: the perpetrators of the 9/11 attacks, flying their hijacked planes into the World Trade Center, and the New York City firefighters running up the stairs of the burning Twin Towers, determined to save whoever they could, regardless of the risk to their own lives.”

But the winner of today’s immaturity series is the following piece on bathroom signs. The bathroom signs themselves are running a close second.

Countries of the Third World are those where leaders get elected for a third term.

And this is what happens when you learn to perceive every slight discomfort as harassment and horrible trauma. A student showed up to the advisement office without an appointment and quietly sat in the chair, waiting for somebody to see him. An unhinged paper-pusher started freaking out and telling him (in a very insane and unprofessional manner) that she was being harassed and was calling the campus security.

The number of these useless bureaucrats on campus is growing. I wish people talked more about this very real problem of higher ed instead of focusing on some completely invented and irrelevant issues.

The organizers of the Oxford conference sent out an email telling the participants that the conference discourages “power dressing.” I only hope this doesn’t mean I will have to spend a week surrounded by unkempt feet in flip-flops and beige shorts. 

We are the only people in our street not to get rid of dandelions on our lawn, and we were perfectly right to do that.

Dandelions are beautiful and important. And kids love to play with them. They were my favorite toys when I was a kid. I have no idea why there is such dread of dandelions in this country. 

41 percent of 2013 and 2014 graduates earn less than $25,000

, 64 percent are working in their chosen field, and 64 percent feel their education prepared them well for the workforce.

The stats reflect very neatly the breakdown among students that I observe: about 60% work hard and love learning while about 40% beg for grades, ask “Will this be on the test?”, and believe that college should be about constant reinforcement of their awesomeness.

Author: Antonio Muñoz Molina

Title: Como la sombra que se va

Year: 2014

My rating: 3,8 out of 6

This novel will most certainly get translated into English because Muñoz Molina is one of the greatest living writers in Spain. He has been awarded a bizillion prizes and sold millions of copies of his novels. His most recent one, however, is not a novel I would recommend to anybody. 

The writer’s penultimate book, Everything Solid, was an essay on the current economic crisis in Spain where Muñoz Molina condemned writers who write about history for their escapism. Given that he is famous precisely for writing beautifully about history, it was a little bizarre to see him bash and slash writers who are interested in history. It was even more bizarre to find out that right after publishing the essay, Muñoz Molina started a novel about. . . history.

His new novel is about the murderer of Martin Luther King Jr. I’ve got to tell you, folks, I love this writer, I read everything he publishes, but I have no idea what the heck he was hoping to achieve in this novel. I’m trying to avoid reaching the conclusion that the novel was written to feed off the attention the anniversary of Selma is getting and ensure that the novel will get translated into English.

In the novel, Martin Luther King is a broken, confused, pathetic man who is hoping that somebody would put an end to the misery of an existence dedicated to saying things he doesn’t even believe in. King’s assassin kind of starts evoking compassion by the end of the very long novel. 

The writing is, as always, beautiful, but the novel is way too long and would easily stand to lose at least 150 pages.

There was an idiot hanging around the blog a while ago who kept insisting that tenured professors don’t get fired. Idiot, do come back and read the following:

Some departments were targeted for elimination because they included tenured faculty members who, through length of service, had reached the top of the salary scale. Faculty members also contended that tenured and nontenured members of the faculty were “cherry-picked” for elimination and that the administration did not offer credible programmatic reasons for the reductions.5 Members of the faculty in the affected programs further alleged that ill-conceived decisions to consolidate or eliminate programs resulted in a shortage of faculty members to teach required courses in spring 2015.

Got anything else to say, idiot? There are endless cases like that around the country.

For normal people, I need to issue a warning that the report is very disturbing even though nothing it contains is surprising to us. The president of my university uses the same verbiage as the president of USM, so obviously this is not making me hopeful for this university’s future.

Kerry is a total idiot for going to Russia. And so is Merkel. The interpreters who translate what they say to Putin edit the text to make it congruent with Russian propaganda.

For instance, the interpreter who was translating Merkel ‘ s speech edited the word “criminal” out of the statement “the annexation of the Crimea was a criminal enterprise on the part of Russia.”

The Kremlin then modifies the statements even further.

For instance, when John Kerry said, “Both sides need to observe the ceasefire in Donbass,” the statement is changed to say, “John Kerry berated Poroshenko for not observing a ceasefire in Donbass.”

One just doesn’t know of to laugh or cry at these news:

Sacramento sells water to a bottler, DS Services of America, at 99 cents for every 748 gallons — the same rate as other commercial and residential customers. That water is then bottled and sold at Walmart for 88 cents per gallon, meaning that $1 of water from Sacramento turns into $658.24 for Walmart and DS Services.

Keep all of this in mind when you next hear about California’s shortage of water. What’s a drought for you is a rainmaker for somebody else.