My very very dear friend is friends with the Colombian writer Héctor Abad Faciolince. He introduced me to the author which was very cool because Abad Faciolince is pretty much the only famous Latin American writer who supports Ukraine. He was almost killed in a Russian airstrike when he was visiting Ukraine, and now he wrote a book about it.
I asked don Héctor why Latin Americans were so Putinoid. He said, “in Latin America, being pro-Ukraine means being right-wing. And for a Latin American intellectual being considered right-wing is the kiss of death.”
He told us that when he was trying to tell his friends in Latin America, highly educated, supposedly intellectual people, about his near-death experience in Ukraine, their reaction was very crazy.
“We were having a coffee at a pizzeria in Kramatorsk,” he would say, “and Russians hit us with an Iskander missile. Civilians! Parents with children. Old people. We were targeted for no reason.”
“No,” people would tell him, “there was a NATO headquarters on the second floor of that pizzeria.”
“There was no second floor,” the writer would try to explain. “It was a one-storey building.”
But when were Putinoids ever able to listen to reason? These are Putinoid leftists, so they are double the stupid.
In Abad Faciolince’s new book about Ukraine, I actually know most of the characters. In person. This is weird because I’m a hermit and try very hard not to know anybody.