Snuggling at a Conference

Here is an interesting query via the FSP’s blog:

If you were sitting in a conference session trying to listen to Professor Z present her latest research results and to Dr. Postdoc’s inspiring attempt to impress potential employers, and you saw a couple of entwined twentysomethings sitting in front of you, snuggling and sniffing each other’s hair and necks, would you:

A. Think it was cute, sigh at the romance, and say “Young love, how special!”?

B. Avert your gaze and focus on the talks?

C. Snort in disgust and be very grateful that these young people were not from your institution?

D. Poke them and/or ask them to go somewhere else? (alternatives: toss something at them or do something else unobtrusive but possibly effective, without disturbing the session)

E. Other.

I’d think it was beautiful and I’d say to myself, “God, I miss N.” Then I’d think how great it was to see people who are not uptight and permanently miserable in an academic setting. After that, I’d write a post on the encouraging trends in academia.

What would you do?

Beware of a Scam!

Maybe everybody is aware of this type of scam already, but I just discovered it recently and decided to share it with people in case there are those who don’t know about it.

The scam works as follows. You get an officially looking letter saying that you owe a certain amount of money and it’s been sent to collection. Alternatively, you are told you are being taken to court for this debt. I got two of such letters already. I knew immediately that I didn’t owe anything to anybody, so I just threw the letters into the trash. There are many people nowadays, though, who are drowning in debt, so they might not know whether they really do owe this particular amount.

The sums these letters claimed I owed were quite small. Once it was $78 and the second time I believe it was a smaller amount. A person who is overwhelmed with debt might just pay the amount in order to get this particular piece of debt-related unpleasantness over with. If these letters continue to be sent, it means the scam must be working at least some of the time. So beware, everybody! Con artists abound and are quite inventive.

Obesity Map of North America

Northern Gaijin kindly sent in the following map:

I think the map is pretty self-explanatory.

Finally, the New Office!

I finally got all the stuff from my office back. So now I can share the photos of my new office.

I didn’t get a closet to put my outerwear and shoes yet but maybe I will in December.

And here is another view:

And here is the desk:

Feel free to compare the new look of the office with the way it was before.

I feel like I’m in paradise right now. I’ll now bug everybody with pictures of this new office, so please prepare yourselves. 🙂

Semi-Open Thread: TSA Agent’s Note

I know this is a little belated but I thought it would be enlightening if we share opinions on this story.

As many of you probably know already, a well-known feminist blogger found a note in her suitcase that had been left there by a TSA agent. The note referred to some kind of a sex toy the blogger had in her suitcase. Here it is:

When the story got out, the TSA agent was suspended.

I wouldn’t have decided to revive this story had I not discovered that one of the popular commenters on this blog ended up being banned from Feministe for discussing the incident in a way that the note’s recipient didn’t appreciate.

So what say you, people? How do you feel about the note and the entire incident?

I want this to be an open thread, so I’ll hold my peace on the subject for the moment. All I would like to mention for now is that when I blogged about the enhanced TSA security measures, I was told I was either a homophobe or a selfish individual unable to look past my own puny concerns when larger issues were involved. So if anybody tries to sell me the idea that this wave of outrage has anything to do with general annoyance people have developed against the invasive TSA measures, I’m not likely to buy it. I am firmly convinced that the entire hullabaloo was caused by the sexual innuendo in the note.

Sunday Link Encyclopedia and Self-Promotion

Students have come up with a new way to cheat: “Exams that are faked. Not plagiarized but faked. Does this paper have actual misconceptions, or non-conceptions?” I experienced this as recently as last week and was very annoyed by the phenomenon.

Yale is now outsourcing a campus to Singapore. And here I thought my alma mater couldn’t get even more bizarre than it already is.

If you have never heard the term “maternal gatekeeping”, you need to read this. I plan to blog about this phenomenon in the near future, so it will be nice if people have a handle on the terminology in advance.

Thinking of yourself as a writer. What does it take to be a writer?

A powerful and touching post in memory of Eve Kosofsky Sedgwick and David Kosofsky. (Eve Kosofsky Sedgwick is one  of the founders of queer theory).

A blog I really like is suspending its activities. This makes me very sad, people.

I don’t have time to respond in detail to this post (and the other posts it links to) about misogyny-driven attacks on female bloggers. All I can say is that although I do not doubt the veracity of these bloggers, I never experienced any of that personally. My most vicious trolls and cyber-bullies have been women. This is yet another missed opportunity for me to feel victimized as a woman.

Harvard University students walk out on a prof for teaching them what they see as the wrong kind of economics. I don’t know much about economics but if I had a chance to take a course with Greg Mankiw, I’d have to be dragged out of the classroom, to tell you the truth. They’d have to chase me out at night.

Which country is more corrupt, South Africa or Ukraine? Find out here.

Through the Eyes of a Stranger: Food

I don’t think there is another country on this planet where obesity is as pervasive as in the US. As somebody who moves between different countries on a regular basis, I see the reason for that clearly: the food in the US is bad.

As regular readers of this blog know, I spent this week in Canada. When I’m in Canada, all I do is eat. My mother wants to feed me every dish I missed while being away in the US. My sister wants to show me the new restaurants she discovered. My brother-in-law strives to show his hospitality by feeding me. Friends want to meet and catch up. And where do you go to meet friends at my age? Restaurants, of course.

On my visits to Canada, I also never manage to walk even closely as much as I do in the US. People I know in Canada miss me and want to spend time with me, so I can’t just abandon them to go on my regular daily 2-hour-long walks.

And you know what the result of this week-long eating binge and lack of exercise in Canada is for me? I lost 8 pounds.

This always happens to me whenever I go back to Canada. In the US, I eat a lot less, I don’t buy any processed foods, and cook everything from scratch. I haven’t ordered any take-out in years. I don’t remember what a pizza looks like. I eat fruits, vegetables and supposedly fresh meats and seafood. I don’t even touch milk because I know what a disaster milk is in the US. I don’t eat American bread for the same reason. And I weigh a lot more than I do in other countries. Of course, this has gotten a lot more serious since I moved to the Midwest.

I know that nobody wants to hear this but the truth is that food in this country is disastrously bad. It’s all messed with, doused with pesticides, genetically modified, injected with crap, etc.

Of course, it’s easy to dump on the obese people by labeling them all as lazy, stupid junk food lovers. But doing that does not change reality and does not make the food we eat any less dangerous.

Seeing Potential or Learning to Count?

I just saw the weirdest billboard ever at the airport. It said something like, “Five times more people are learning English in China than in England. The world belongs to those who see its potential.”

Has the genius who came up with this billboard stopped to consider the difference in the population size of China and England? I’m sure many more people take showers and brush their teeth in China than in England. And not because the English are dirty.

Juan Valdez vs Starbucks

I just discovered a great coffee-shop chain at the Newark, NJ airport. It’s called Juan Valdez. It has very original coffee beverages of very high quality and inventive snacks.

I wonder why we don’t have Juan Valdez instead of boring Starbucks with its disappointing coffee and a miserable snack selection in my area.

As we say in Colombia, “Si a usted no le gusta lo colombiano, usted esta mal hecho” (If you don’t like Colombian, you are totally messed up). I hope everybody remembered to turn on their sense of humor this morning.

And how do you prefer to take your coffee?

Clarissa in Ottawa, Day 2

We dedicated our second day in Ottawa to exploring the city. First, we went to the Byward Market. There are several stalls selling these funny Canadian hats and mittens:

Downtown Ottawa is beautiful:

Even though there are weird looking buildings like this one:

I’m kidding, of course. I liked the weird building. I’m just trying to make this post more controversial.

Of course, no visit anywhere with my sister could do without an exploration of every baby store in the area:

And then we had to start on our way back. These beautiful clouds accompanied us on the way:

I’d really like to be praised for my improving photography skills now.