If there is a pregnancy symptom in existence, I will most certainly experience it. Right now I’m waiting for an appointment with a dentist who will try to save my teeth from falling out as a result of pregnancy hormones attacking them. So I will share the pictures of the things I bought for my “Babymoon” (yes, I know, what an idiotic name) to make myself feel better.
I really hated the swimsuit I bought until I saw how it looks on a thin model:
This is the worst kind of shape for thin women who should never ever go strapless and must have great care with ruffles, especially huge ones. For bigger women, however, this looks quite nice.
I didn’t like this swimsuit because it will have a huge pregnant belly sticking from under the top. The funny thing is that I wouldn’t have any problems with this belly if I had acquired it through eating. However, the belly that is a result of a pregnancy feels a lot more intimate, so it bothers me to show it to the world.
I also bought dresses that can be used as both maternity and normal dresses. Here is one that is so huggable that I wished I could spend the day hugging myself:
Again, this looks better on a bigger woman. Unless you are at least size 12, I don’t recommend it. On the positive side, Macy’s is filled with beautiful dresses for women of a wide variety of sizes.
And a dress from my favorite brand. This one will look good either on a very very thin woman or on a woman who is bigger than size 10. The model in the photo must be very tall because I’m 5’6 and the dress is not nearly that short. If I weren’t pregnant, it would go down almost to my knee:
While I was shopping for this great new mascara, I discovered that there are now vibrating mascaras. For people who are too lazy to move their wrist while applying it. I kid you not, vibrating mascara exists. See here and here. Of course, I didn’t buy it because with my autistic coordination, I have enough trouble not putting out my eyes with a mascara that doesn’t move on its own. A vibrating one would be literally lethal in my hands.


