This sign reminded me of an old Soviet joke about a bed for three sold at the stores for newlyweds and called “Lenin is always with us.”
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Opinions, art, debate
This sign reminded me of an old Soviet joke about a bed for three sold at the stores for newlyweds and called “Lenin is always with us.”
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Nothing like a threesome to help take some pressure off when you cant perform. 😉
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And with a partner like God, I’m sure one can have a really good time. Lenin, I’m not so sure. 🙂
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For some reason this reminded me of a comic.
http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=2619#comic
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“Lenin, I’m not so sure”
That might depend on whether or not youre into S&M, lol. 🙂
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Poor Lenin, when will the Russians finally bury the poor guy?
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Better god than the state…..
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Yes, Lenin is decidedly unattractive and as to God, we still don’t know. 🙂
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It’s cringeworthy when religious officials try so awkwardly to make their institution look ‘sexy’ and ‘with it.’ Especially using words you could spot on the cover of Cosmo at the grocery store.
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You are right, this reeks of desperation. 🙂
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Reminds me of my days in a Catholic middle school, when at school dances, girls and boys were not allowed to have less than an arm’s length between them while dancing. “Leave room for Jesus!”
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They actually said “Leave room for Jesus!”?? That’s. . . very. . . yeah. . . 🙂
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The grade 7 teacher said that. The grade 8 teacher, who was a little more saucy and blunt, said plainly “Girls, if you get too close, the boys won’t be able to control themselves and will get erections.”
Either message is unhealthy, but the Jesus one is funnier, so I share it more.
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Oh this thread is a comedy gold mine 😀
And I like how we can go from totally serious to hilarious within 32 minutes.
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And we only have the religious people to thank for providing us with all this great material. 🙂
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This also reminds me of an old Soviet joke, although I don’t know if it’s a cliche in the FSU, so don’t roll your eyes at me. 😛
With the signing of the Warsaw Pact, an artist is commissioned to create a painting symbolizing friendship betweeb the Soviets and the Poles. It is to be named “Lenin in Poland”. When it is unveiled at the Kremlin, the invited guests are shocked to find that it instead depicts Lev Trotsky in bed with Lenin’s wife. “But this is an outrage!”, says one of the guests. “Where is Lenin?” The artist replies, “Lenin’s in Poland.”
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I really like this one. It has many different variations, too. 🙂
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