Presidents Talk to God

I have a very very long and difficult day ahead of me, people, so I will be posting all day long because it distracts me. Those who don’t like this – all 2 of you – will have to accept my apologies.

Here is a joke I just heard.

The US President asks God, “God, when will things finally get better in the US?”

“In 7 years,” God said.

“Oh, that sucks because I won’t be in office then,” the US President said. So he started crying and walked away.

Russian President asks God, “God, when will things finally get better in Russia?”

“In 50 years,” God said.

“Oh, that sucks because I will be dead by that time,” the Russian President said. So he started crying and walked away.

The Ukrainian President asks God, “God, when will things finally get better in Ukraine?”

God heard the question, started crying and walked away.