The situation in Ukraine is tragic, not funny, but there are times when I just have to laugh. The official Russian news agency RIA has issued a statement that the US and the EU have violated the Budapest Accords granting Ukraine’s sovereignty, by staging a coup in Ukraine.
Russia is now, apparently, defending Ukraine’s sovereignty from American aggressors by annexing the Crimea.
First, the Russians said they invaded to defend Ukraine from ultra-nationalists.
When none could be found, they were defending Ukraine from anti-Semites.
When none could be found, they were defending Ukraine from German Nazis.
When none could be found, they started defending Ukraine from American spies.
I wonder who the Russians will be defending Ukraine from when no American spies will be located.
Any guesses? A group of evil Zionists? A bunch of Muslim terrorists? A band of terrifying Quebec nationalists?
Do we send in the Airborne now, or do we wait until they absorb parts of Romania?
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Honestly, I thing this game is lost, and the Russian Federation has emerged as the new world superpower while the US, as we say in Russian, will be smoking nervously in the corner.
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I wonder who the Russians will be defending Ukraine from when no American spies will be located.
Bloggers…
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Yes, that’s definitely started already. 🙂
I have the smartest readers EVER.
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Pussy Riot, Femen, George Soros?
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Definite possibilities. Especially Soros whom everybody loves to hate for some reason. 🙂
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Well evidently here is what is next.
http://jpohl.blogspot.com/2014/03/the-ethnic-cleansing-begins-again.html
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This is really horrible news. I really hoped it wouldn’t come to this. :-(((((((((((((
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There are very strong anti-Muslim feelings in Russia which are not present in Ukraine. I now fear for the Tatars.
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“Russia is now, apparently, defending Ukraine’s sovereignty from American aggressors by annexing the Crimea.”
That’s one of the oldest one in the book. Ceasar is estimated to have killed about 1/3 of the population of Gaul while “defending it against a germanic invasion”.
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“I wonder who the Russians will be defending Ukraine from when no American spies will be located. Any guesses? … A band of terrifying Quebec nationalists?”
Careful — you might confuse the PQ rank-and-file into willingly throwing open their institutions to Poutine. 🙂
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“Careful — you might confuse the PQ rank-and-file into willingly throwing open their institutions to Poutine.”
– The joke of the week. 🙂 🙂
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