“What is your position on the economy?” the moderator asks one of the candidates at the Ukrainian presidential debate.

“I believe in capitalism!” one candidate declares. “Capitalism is the best system! For instance, a factory owner takes 90% of the profit the factory makes for himself and only gives 10% to the workers. That’s wrong! The owner should only get 50%, at most, and the rest should be distributed among the workers.”

“That isn’t capitalism, though,” the moderator suggests.

“Yes, it is! Because this is what’s fair!”

“Capitalism doesn’t know the word ‘fair,’” the moderator persists. “It knows the word ‘profit.’”

“Laws make capitalists do whatever is good for society!” the candidate exclaims. “That’s how it works everywhere in the world!”

5 responses to “The Real Capitalism”

  1. ¡No Pasarán! (@nopasa) Avatar

    Whoever that is, I’d really like to know the author of the pop-up book he’s living in.

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      I know, the guy is so deluded. 🙂 But it’s cute in a way, this faith in a “good, fair and kind” capitalism.

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  2. Fie Upon This Quiet Life Avatar
    Fie Upon This Quiet Life

    LOL. What a fantasy. If it weren’t for labor laws, capitalism would happily invest in slavery.

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    1. el Avatar
      el

      He said “Laws make capitalists do whatever is good for society!”, so I think he does understand. Just can’t express himself well.

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    2. JT Avatar
      JT

      @Fie

      I think most of us living in the West are already invested in it. It just isnt necessarily right in our backyard.

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