Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.

My book is out and I will get my author’s copies next week! In time for me to include the book in my tenure review! Yes, yes, yes!

I wish it were a kind of a book where I could create a blog contest and award a free copy to the winners but it is, rather, the kind of a book where people will see having to read it as punishment.

I’m kidding, the book is very good. But it’s scholarly, and the quotes are in Spanish. I will never force anybody to read it. Even the people who appear in the Acknowledgments. I’m looking straight at you, people who appear in the Acknowledgments.

The editor says it came out very pretty. And did I mention that the editor is a superstar in my field and a scholar I want to be when I grow up?

Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.

All I now need to make my academic happiness complete is to scare up a review of the book in a scholarly journal. Ol., I’m looking straight at you. If I teach Klubnikis to say, “Vive le Québec libre!”, will you do it? Her mother will slaughter me, but at least I will die as a published and reviewed author.

Shit, I wish I were more sociable and had more friends who could write reviews for me.

Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.

38 responses to “It’s Out!!!!!!!!”

  1. Sarah Brodsky (@sarahbrodsky) Avatar

    Congratulations, Clarissa!

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      THANK YOU!!!!!

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  2. el Avatar
    el

    May your book become well known in the right circles! 🙂

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      OK, I now have a fantasy of my book generating fandom in the wrong circles. Like among MRAs, for instance. 🙂

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  3. Pen Avatar

    Congratulations! 😀

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  4. el Avatar
    el

    Will you give book’s name to us? Or, may be, in a private email?

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      Send me an email.

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      1. Stille (@aperfectbalance) Avatar

        Congratulations! And I’m curious about the book’s name too!

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        1. Clarissa Avatar

          Thank you! The title is available through email. 🙂

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  5. valter07 Avatar

    Congratulations!

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      What, you don’t want the title?

      🙂

      I’m kidding, thank you!

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      1. valter07 Avatar

        Is the title in Spanish? Well, I know that you know that I do not know Spanish, so you would know I am just being polite if I’d asked. But if it is in English, I am definitely interested. And, by the way, there will be more than one person willing to slaughter you for teaching anyone “Vive le Québec libre!” 🙂 🙂 You will not be able to show up in Montreal without Quebec Peoples Republic security guards. 🙂 No, seriously, I visited Bureau en Gros some days ago, and they are selling computers with the tag “English operation system: 99$ extra”.

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        1. Clarissa Avatar

          “Is the title in Spanish? Well, I know that you know that I do not know Spanish, so you would know I am just being polite if I’d asked.”

          – The book is in English, actually. My thesis advisor ridiculed my horrible English writing style so much while I was writing this book that I started a blog to improve. And it worked.

          “And, by the way, there will be more than one person willing to slaughter you for teaching anyone “Vive le Québec libre!””

          – I considered sucking up to you instead of my Quebecois patriot friend but he is a Hispanist, so I chose him. 🙂

          “You will not be able to show up in Montreal without Quebec Peoples Republic security guards. :)”

          – Half of my family is in the DNR region, and we don’t joke around in the DNR. 🙂

          “No, seriously, I visited Bureau en Gros some days ago, and they are selling computers with the tag “English operation system: 99$ extra”.”

          – The best! You need to take pictures the next time!

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      2. valter07 Avatar

        Please let me know the title. 🙂 As far as I can see, it is not available on Amazon yet.

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        1. Clarissa Avatar

          I can send you a copy out of my author’s copies!

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  6. Vic Crain Avatar

    Congratulations!

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      Thank you!!!

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  7. Spiderbaby Avatar
    Spiderbaby

    Congratulations! 😀

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      Thank you!!!!!!

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  8. Fie Upon This Quiet Life Avatar
    Fie Upon This Quiet Life

    I already congratulated you on FB, but I thought I’d say it here too! Congrats!! This is quite an accomplishment!

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      Tenure, here I come! With my book at the ready. 🙂

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  9. Ol Avatar
    Ol

    Congratulations!

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      Thank you! I’m not going to bug you about a review, you know that, right? This was just a joke.

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  10. AcademicLurker Avatar
    AcademicLurker

    Congratulations!

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      Thank you so much!

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  11. Stringer Bell Avatar
    Stringer Bell

    Congratulations! This is such an achievement. Is it written in English or Spanish?

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      Thank you! It’s in English, which is why it was so hard for me to write. And rewrite. And rewrite. This was why I started this blog: to get some writing practice in English and rewrite the book better.

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      1. Stringer Bell Avatar
        Stringer Bell

        I can’t imagine UC libraries not carrying it, so I’m definitely going to read it. How long did it take you to write it?

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        1. Clarissa Avatar

          If we take actual writing and exclude the periods of dawdling and having endless monologues of the “I should be working on that book, why am I such a horrible and useless waste of space on this planet who is not working on the book?” variety, it was a little under 3 years. In terms of chronology, I started writing it the week when I met my husband. 🙂 So a little over 7 years ago.

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  12. twicerandomly Avatar

    Congratulations. If it is as thought-provoking and well-written as your blog it’ll be a best-seller!

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  13. maitreyi1978 Avatar

    Awesome! Congratulations.

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  14. E (The Third Glance) Avatar

    Congratulations!!! 🙂 That’s so exciting. 🙂 I think you underestimate your readership – I’ve always wondered what, exactly, it is that you study and do, since it is *so* far outside my field of expertise… I might not make it through the whole book (and my Spanish is pretty minimal, though I speak French so I can guess a bit), but I’d be interested in reading it…

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  15. cliff arroyo Avatar

    Congratulations!

    Have you figured out who’s going to play you in the movie adaptation?

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      That would be the perfect question for a riddle! Let’s make guesses as to who could successfully play me in a movie. I vote for Kelli Giddish who is a great actress and the most beautiful woman in the world.

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  16. jodioli Avatar

    Yay! So happy for you! That’s a big achievement!

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  17. sugs Avatar

    So brilliant, congratulations!

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