The contractor says, “I also bought a house recently. I could only buy it because it stands on top of an old cemetery so it was cheaper. I keep finding headstones. Under my driveway, for instance, there are two people buried. And judging by the headstones, most of the people died while they were in their twenties. This is why I think they must be slaves. Also because the headstones are very simple, obviously very cheap. I don’t believe in ghosts or anything, but let me tell you, weird things keep happening in that house.”
The Slave Cemetery
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If the contractor is in the beginning of a horror movie, is he the protagonist or a side character?
And I’m reminded of this,Paul Mooney routine on ghosts
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He has too cavalier of an attitude towards the cemetery to be a character in a horror movie. Maybe some kind of post-modern comedy.
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Hasn’t he seen the 1980s movie Poltergeist? If my house were built on a cemetery, I’d move immediately.
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