The Helpful Russians

For the past few days, Ukraine has been terrorized by the news of a convoy of trucks moving towards the country from Russia. The Russians are claiming that the trucks are carrying “humanitarian aid” but said aid looks scarily similar to very sophisticated weaponry:

Ukraine’s Minister of Internal Affairs Arsen Avakov has stated that the convoy carrying humanitarian aid from Russia will not be allowed into Ukraine. “No ‘humanitarian convoy’ from Putin will be allowed to pass into the Kharkiv region,” which is on the route from Moscow to the regions of Luhansk and Donetsk. He called the convoy a “provocation” and noted that the convoy could enter through an uncontrolled border in the Luhansk region.

Russians have been begged by the International Red Cross and by the Ukrainian leadership to stop the convoy but they are resolute in their desire to inflict even more of their help on their neighbors.

8 thoughts on “The Helpful Russians

  1. Best tweet (by Gregor Peter):

    The Russian humanitarian convoy has changed route eastwards and is now bound for Ferguson.

    pic.twitter.com/Mbhx1uAqKp

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  2. Overheard on a street in Kiev (sorry but Kyiv looks ugly in English).

    Viktor: What’s the difference between Russian aid and a natural disaster?
    Oksana: What?
    Viktor: I was hoping you’d know. You’re the tenth person I’ve asked so far….

    (rim shot)

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  3. Вижу горы и долины, вижу реки и поля.
    Это русское приволье, это родина моя.
    Вижу Прагу и Варшаву, Будапешт и Бухарест.
    Это – русская держава, сколько здесь любимых мест?

    Вижу пагоды в Шри Ланке и Корею, и Китай…
    Где бы я ни ехал в танке, всюду мой любимый край!
    Вижу речку Амазонку, крокодилов вижу я…
    Это русская сторонка, это родина моя!

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