I have a very unspoiled husband. When he saw the sofa below, he said it was pretty because it made him think of cake:
16 responses to “The Ugliest Sofa Ever”
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Curious use of a yoni symbol, but I would not call it ugly.
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It looks like it would swallow me if I sat on it.
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Have you seen this Twitter account called “Worst Muse”? https://twitter.com/WorstMuse
The genius behind it has come across a lot of bad fiction…
Pourquoi débourser pour un pro quand Google Translate est gratuit? Ce n'est pas comme anyone'll connaître la différence.— The Worst Muse (@WorstMuse) August 5, 2014
For historical verisimilitude, replace every "you" with "thee" or "thou."— The Worst Muse (@WorstMuse) July 31, 2014
Africa's basically one really big country, right?— The Worst Muse (@WorstMuse) August 1, 2014
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Something tells me some woman is going to buy that thing some day and then be surprised when she walks in on her husband kneeling toward the wall on it….
Or maybe some really, really, really lonely guy is gonna buy it. I can’t decide if it would be worse if he felt nervous and embarassed about it or not….
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OK, finally somebody sees it the way I do. I’ve started to think that it isn’t that my husband is unspoiled but that I am some sort of a sicko. 🙂
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Bloody hell, Clarissa, this sofa is all vulvas. I promise you you’re not imagining stuff. I wouldn’t necessarily call it ugly, but I wouldn’t be able to look at it, let alone sit on it, without laughing.
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“I’ve started to think that it isn’t that my husband is unspoiled but that I am some sort of a sicko”
ahem…. the two aren’t mutually exclusive…. (quickly turning toward the exit and marching off briskly)
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“ahem…. the two aren’t mutually exclusive…. (quickly turning toward the exit and marching off briskly)”
– It’s OK, I proudly stand by my numerous perversions. 🙂
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Hey, nobody’s a sicko for noticing that sofa looks like a row of blood-engorged female external genitals as presented by the lordosis reflex. Seriously, I’d be on the floor laughing if I saw this in real life.
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“Hey, nobody’s a sicko for noticing that sofa looks like a row of blood-engorged female external genitals as presented by the lordosis reflex.”
– Thank you for the reassurance! I was starting to feel very alone here. 🙂
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haha. That IS ugly! Not even cake can save it as a description!
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Vulvatron, the ultimate fantasy.
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🙂 🙂 🙂
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World’s ugliest porn casting couch …
What, you expected my first thought to be safe for under-15s? 🙂
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Jesus Christ! But might be just the ticket for furnishing a brothel.
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Was this a brand new sofa or was there a sign saying “PreLoved”? And did it smell of lube?
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