I have a very unspoiled husband. When he saw the sofa below, he said it was pretty because it made him think of cake:
The Ugliest Sofa Ever
Opinions, art, debate
Opinions, art, debate
I have a very unspoiled husband. When he saw the sofa below, he said it was pretty because it made him think of cake:
Clarissa's Blog 
Curious use of a yoni symbol, but I would not call it ugly.
LikeLike
It looks like it would swallow me if I sat on it.
LikeLike
Have you seen this Twitter account called “Worst Muse”? https://twitter.com/WorstMuse
The genius behind it has come across a lot of bad fiction…
LikeLike
Something tells me some woman is going to buy that thing some day and then be surprised when she walks in on her husband kneeling toward the wall on it….
Or maybe some really, really, really lonely guy is gonna buy it. I can’t decide if it would be worse if he felt nervous and embarassed about it or not….
LikeLike
OK, finally somebody sees it the way I do. I’ve started to think that it isn’t that my husband is unspoiled but that I am some sort of a sicko. 🙂
LikeLike
Bloody hell, Clarissa, this sofa is all vulvas. I promise you you’re not imagining stuff. I wouldn’t necessarily call it ugly, but I wouldn’t be able to look at it, let alone sit on it, without laughing.
LikeLike
“I’ve started to think that it isn’t that my husband is unspoiled but that I am some sort of a sicko”
ahem…. the two aren’t mutually exclusive…. (quickly turning toward the exit and marching off briskly)
LikeLike
“ahem…. the two aren’t mutually exclusive…. (quickly turning toward the exit and marching off briskly)”
– It’s OK, I proudly stand by my numerous perversions. 🙂
LikeLike
Hey, nobody’s a sicko for noticing that sofa looks like a row of blood-engorged female external genitals as presented by the lordosis reflex. Seriously, I’d be on the floor laughing if I saw this in real life.
LikeLike
“Hey, nobody’s a sicko for noticing that sofa looks like a row of blood-engorged female external genitals as presented by the lordosis reflex.”
– Thank you for the reassurance! I was starting to feel very alone here. 🙂
LikeLike
haha. That IS ugly! Not even cake can save it as a description!
LikeLike
Vulvatron, the ultimate fantasy.
LikeLike
🙂 🙂 🙂
LikeLike
World’s ugliest porn casting couch …
What, you expected my first thought to be safe for under-15s? 🙂
LikeLike
Jesus Christ! But might be just the ticket for furnishing a brothel.
LikeLike
Was this a brand new sofa or was there a sign saying “PreLoved”? And did it smell of lube?
LikeLike